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Teach Me How To Chinese (Teach Me How to Dougie Parody)

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Uploaded by on Nov 10, 2010

Teach Me How To Chinese (Dougie Remix Verse)

Just having some fun!
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Sesame chicken with fried rice and snow peas,
oh please, kill the recipe in a snow breeze.
I do it so well, so nice I rock tips,
show her the chopsticks then we lock lips.
Fried her noodles,
the whole kit n caboodle.
Start drawing doodles,
then I say toodles.
Show her the menu, pick any two,
take her to the venue, I'm that new new.
Check the digits,
so we can kick it.
We're playing soccer,
boom -- hurt locker.
Call for some takeout,
then I breakout.
We start to make out,
meat her like steakhouse.
White rice soup with a soda on the side,
might bite you, so I show her how to glide.
Can I take your order,
this drink is for her.
Bet you I score her,
tip her a quarter.
I got a dollar fifty,
my bars are nifty.
This chick is real thrifty,
right until she's tipsy.
Kill two birds with one stone,
she woody woodpecks with her dome.

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  • stupid.

    

  • lol..

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