Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Arse-intruding Dildos)

i cant seem to upload the entire movie here but i wanna share with u my favourite parts of the movie! :)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lock
• stock
• two
• smoking
• barrels
• jason
• statham
• flemyg
• vinnie
• jones

[Jasonstarwalker]

God damn! That has to be the funniest money making scheme in history!

[johnnymifo]

The whole film is a classic start to finish, not a single bad scene in it, pure genius.

[MrMEINSACK]

red this one in a book called "eureka street". maybe guy ritchie used this book for a boost for his ispiration

[hamburgareable]

listen to this one, you open up a company called assticklers faggots fan club

[dagonorrea]

Ok, take that from 98 or 99 to today '11. How would u imagine the scheme? pay-pal, Credit card, Ebay or what??? Sounds interesting, overall this is a funny but smart business idea!!!

[onfzd]

@BigBagsForRent So does it mean you'd buy a £25 arse intruding dildo?

[BigBagsForRent]

I'd cash the cheque. I give no fuck what my bank manager thinks.

[erikvduyn]

Somebody got scammed by these guys and got their revenge by disliking this video.

[SpiritSquad06]

"You open up a company, called Arse ticklers faggots fan club.....YOU WHAT??" hahaha love soaps facial expression when he says that xD

[WhyOweYou2b]

it's genius, but not doable. you can't legally name a company "ass ticklers faggots fan club"

[BrilIiance]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

[ForgotEnglish]

that is so genius