Tentacolino - 6/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[Kitsunefan9]

This movie was designed to turn children into communist wasn't it ?

Atlantis is like 1984 on crack, I would rather live in Rapture instead

[DocSane]

@Kitsunefan9 Um, I dunno about that. If the choice is being young and healthy forever under a benevolent dictatorship versus getting eaten by crazed mutant Objectivists, I'll take Atlantis in a second. The singing toys are pretty retarded, but I can get used to that. Killer, wrench-wielding mutants who recite passages of Atlas Shrugged at me? Not so much.

[Igonaavo]

0:30 AND STUCK THERE FOR-FUCKING-EVER 1:04 STFU SMILE 1:45 Do I even want to know why? 2:47 That way we can get someone to kill Pingo for free. 3:47 They were just walking... so why are they swimming? 5:00 You're kind of stupid aren't you? 6:12 Why doesn't he just use his power ring to stop the rats... 6:47 He hid the flask in a cape? 3:23 Isn't that the general idea? 8:17 *GIANT SUPER FABULOUS WINK* 8:50 FAIL 9:18 Do it hard...

[cinnaminblue]

OMG!!! SCREWDRIVERS!! D=

That thing that's supposed to be the king's... advisor? creeps me out.

[projectshadow99]

Why does Ronnie sound like a prepubescent female version of Todd Haberkorn?...one of probably 1000 questions I'd like to ask about this...whatever it is, I'm not sure I can call it a movie.

[MAnnaconduit1]

i mean oh my god i think those experiments done on the humans made them the atlanteans slaves that guy is just too quick to follow orders, and yes rather than having the two female mice tell them where the rebels are and trap them all, we are going to go along with their plan and risk letting it actually succeed if we screw up, smart thinking king.

[MAnnaconduit1]

at the beginning when he said this might be a joke I thought he was talking about the movie but no, and yes lets back the assholes holding us without any chance of returning to our families, and let me get this straight their in city underwater with technology thousands of years ahead of the rest of the planet and they ban screw drivers? umm would it make more sense to ban those ray guns you have or maybe the technological equipment used to build the city and tech, but no SD are dangerous?

[MAnnaconduit1]

@DocSane if i was in this Atlantis I would kill myself, i would grab one of those ray guns and blow my head off, not before killing the king, that toy, that mutant eel/otter freak, and our so called heroes here, then kill myself to escape this nightmare.

[Hollywoodu360]

I don't think that this movie was made to be taken seriously. I mute it to ward off bad VA though

[Pretztailfan95]

The mayor rat sounds like Esper Roba from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged...

And why the heck don't they just replace the flask right at that moment?

[TheCasualChristian]

Ronnie sounds like a woman

[snakes3425]

Given the choice between living in Atlantis with Pingo for all eternity or serving in World War I, I'll take the four years of hellish living in the trenches and facing certain death on the Western Front

[anastaisa100]

wow and i thought rapture was a fucked up place...