Jon Lajoie - Pop Song

Buy new Jon's Album "You want some of This?"
Lyrics:
Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it

Wealthy men hired me, to sing
this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
in this pricey music video, and they're paying
to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
yes, it's gonna go platinum

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

And now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps it get a small percentage
of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby i can tell
that you are crazy, crazy
shake that ass girl,
my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy
these things i'm talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it don't matter
won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
that's just how it be

'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words

Now I'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know i am sensitive
Oh yea, i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
and you know i wanna

(make money money, make money money, make money) x3
Rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooo it's so sexual baby

Girl, i love you so much.
I wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't cause
im rich and famous and you're not
but why dont you just go buy my album?
...and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it

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[Haque92]

so sick i cant watch the original video -.- "Not available in your country" FUCK YOU!!! -.-

[TiannaEliza]

hahahaha, its funny, im a young impressionable and insecure teenaged girl. i completely love this song. >_< i think its the gay voice.

[damocles943]

hahaha, it's all so true!

[Emper0rH0rde]

He needs to release an album called 'The Lowest Common Denominator of Lame Teen Fluff That No One Wants To Hear.'

[Swertyop]

This video showed me that all the "pop songs" in the US have used Auto-Tune

[DraganDrabic]

pop/mainsteam music in a nuttshell

[yourbestwhatever]

FUCK YOU GEMA...i wish you the worst.

[imopsvideo]

@TiannaEliza xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hahahahahah srsly i cant stop lolin!! xDDD

[comedyfan4325]

If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

[daNielmaN247]

everything he says in this song is true

[Edgesblade]

TACO!

[Evi1M4chine]

The nice thing is, that good artists can only win in the end. Because either way, the media industry will kill itself. They can "lose" the fight on file sharing (rather on their own customers), and die. Or "win", everything gets censored, and since their videos are "not available" to anyone anymore unless he pays huge ransoms, which nobody will, they will go bankrupt anyway. ^^

Meanwhile, we have artists like Scroobius Pip, or Lisa Hannigan (“I don’t know”), making some awesome actual art.