Things Noobs Can't Do- Grenade Jump

This is the first part of my series called: Things Noobs Can't Do. This is also my first video with any voiceover work, so I know I suck at it. Enjoy....

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• noobs
• halo
• halo3
• newbs
• pwn
• grenade
• spike
• plasma
• flame
• sticky

[FaNtTiS]

Ur a totally noob urself:

Highest kill: 30

K/D ratio: ranked:0,99, social:1,27

Tool of destrictions: melee and assaul rifle

Medals: 7 running riots and nothing above that

With stats like that I wouldnt make much jokes about noobs noob...

[CalipatriaHornets]

wow, calm the fuck down, it was meant for entertainment purposes... shit... you act like being good at a video game is all there is in life... I only play halo when my friends come over, and I'm talking ONLY when they come over. And, I let people play on my account all the time, so that kinda explains the k/d ratio a bit. Lighten up, and get a life noob

[jnathan310]

i love the whole noob thing, like a way of making yurself feel better about wasting hours of your life in a videogame, where anyone remotley 'normal' would call you a waste of space and a geek, you turn around to them and in your own little virtual world where your the king you can call them noobs haha its great.

[CalipatriaHornets]

dude, lighten up! it was meant to parody all those videos about how you can tell if you're a noob...

and by the way, normality is relative. I am a geek, and I have spent hours of my life playing video games, but I also played 2 years of high school football and 3 years of high school baseball (I'll be a senior next year).

[jasonk1987bunny]

You were a noob once too you know.

[CalipatriaHornets]

yep, and at one point, I couldn't grenade jump :P

[DarkKnight707]

Oh dear god that was awful. Even if this is a "parody" (a parody of what, I'm not even sure), it lacks humor in every way. Saying "fuck" and expressing disbelief at a stupid move is not funny unless you're 11.

And the sad part is...you're not 11.

[tronk9]

How about you stop fucking saying fuck and fucking explain how the fuck you actually fucking do the fucking grenade jump. Fucking wasted my fucking time watching your unfunny foul fucking mouthed shit.

[Zaroon115]

I chose Option 1

[LCbabyxO]

@aSASa45454 halo 3 :)

[LCbabyxO]

..i cant grenade jump but im not a noob, either :/ well... you cant always win i guess

[DeathbyNightsun]

This is the most unfunny thing ever, try making people laugh instead of just saying fuck all the time.

[tclaxer3]

stop saying fucking it gets annoying after the 50th time

[aSASa45454]

I laughed my ass off and I've never played... whatever this is xD

[St34Ks4c3]

lol i think that was 27 f bombs

[Bulbasaurdude]

Nice names, dumbass no.1 and dumbass no.2 XD