George and Alan have sex with Jesus Christ

And yay, as the LORD God said to his flock "Be thou nice to my fellow children, and ye shall be granted with eternal peace".
One man replied "NO GOD GO FUCK YOURSELF I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN I DIE SO FUCK YOU", and ran to his basement, where he had God's true son the LORD Jesus Christ tied up.

The man poured water down Jesus' back, and then Jesus replied "My son, this water art relaxing. Free me, and we shall partake in sexual intercourse".
The man reluctantly agreed, and freed Jesus. They both went to the furthest point north of Babel, where Jesus kept his DeLorean. The two stepped inside, and travelled back in time to where dinosaurs ruled the earth.

The man was quickly eaten, and in exchange for his own life, Jesus once agreed to sexual intercourse. This time, with a volcano known as George and a dinosaur known as Alan.

Then they all died.

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[Dipstikk]

George: SO WHERE DO YOU NEED TO GET TO TODAY, TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN?

Alan: Just down the trail a bit.

George: FUCK YOU, TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN!

*Kicks Alan across the jungle*

[erm1223]

God my volume was turned up all the way and I had headphones on!that scared me with the bomb

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

lmfao

[Huscarl666]

volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity..."ELLO!" xD

[loupgarou5z3w]

I nailed your Lord & Savior in the poop chute & gave Him the Dirty Sanchez after I spooged.

[Jolt4]

ALL THE TIEM

[raisthefox1]

I love the description.

[Talvegue]

the description is even funnier than the video... i almost shitted myself reading: "then they all died" lol

[TenaciousHC]

0:41 sounds really funny ahfuck you tyrannasaurus alan