Bear Attack
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Uploaded by Krasita on Sep 30, 2007
National Geographic Video Short
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playing dead is for pussies,i prefer to fight it,bare arms
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oh hey lets play dead and welcome the bear for a breakfast! hey bear i cover my neck, take my leg! this is the most bullshit tip!! i better run for my live and i know in this istuation every human will run faster, like in olympia they will run for to be alive :P
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What if the cell phone rings during the attack?
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bullshit...i bet no on earth can play dead when a 500kg grizlly is sniffing you as food
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Alternative version:
When Planning a hiking trip through bear territory
A. Swallow your naive credos and bring a goddamn firearm (or a redneck if you're too much of a squeamish bitch yourself)
B. Be Jedediah Smith (only available for people who are Jedediah Smith or Chuck Norris)
C. Don't. Just don't, you dumb motherfucker
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playing dead doesn't satisfy my blood lust though.
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This is old advice... as mentioned by others if the bear is hungry and you play dead then your chances of survival are zero. Things to do is bring "at least" one bear mace, a big knife, even a gun when possible and keep camp garbage sealed air_tight and away from the sleeping tents. If a bear is charging first shoot the gun, once it's 50feet start spraying the mace, the knife is a slim last chance for you . Things NOT to do is traveling alone or wearing perfume/cologne, and running away.
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32 peoples "play dead" and where killed
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32 people tryed running from a bear
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D. Shoot it with your Smith and Wesson 460 in the chest and make a Daniel Boone hat out of his eight foot tall ass.
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I prefer the method of firearms to pretending im dead.
or if you go to bear turf, bring some bear mace...that shit will blind and choke the biggest baddest bear to the ground...been there and done it.
BukuHaze420 2 years ago 9
This must have been done by the same people that sponsored this training.
Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit
bashfulbrother 1 year ago 4