[WoW Parody] Jizz in My Pants (WoW version)

Lyrics By Krizzlybear

Log on right into my toon
Drank a red bull I won't be sleepin soon
Raid leader spammed info for vent
I didn't really know what he just meant
I was the first one at the summoning stone
For the next five minutes I was all alone
Then you flew in on a purple drake
My hands at the keys began to shake
'Type 1 for summons' you said in chat
A bunch of our guildies were still in Shatt
You whisper me to help you summon
And I jizzed in my pants

I couldn't help it didn't have a choice
Couldn't help but listen to your night elf voice
It didn't really help when you typed /dance
So I jizzed In my pants
I clicked to summon and they all came through
I couldn't really help but stay close to you
I'm just weird like that, so don't judge me
Now I'll hearth back and repair

Buying some things at the auctioneer
Try to powerlevel my engineer
I ask in trade if they've got mats to sell
Surprise in my eyes when I got a tell
We met in Dala and I saw her face
In her tier-10 gear with an epic mace
She must have been the top priest in the server
The sparkle in her eyes was like a life preserver
We opened trade and then my heart beat louder
she gave me a stack of coarse blasting powder
And I jizzed in my pants

Don't laugh at me, I don't think it's fair
But there's a mess all over my chair
And now I've switched to defensive stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair I thought you were dreamy
Your idle animation makes me hot and steamy
Please stop acting like I've gone insane
One more thing I just lost the game

Last week, I joined a pug
As I recall it was a random pug
Everyone left and I was all alone
When I found out we were in the Halls of Stone
And I jizzed in my pants

Joining the queue for wintergrasp
when the fight started I began to gasp
I gained twenty stacks of tenacity
And I jizz in my pants

When additional instances cannot be launched
And I jizz in my pants

Cast living bomb and then a Hot Streak procs
And I jizz in my pants

When I finally saw the wrathgate event
I jizzed in my pants

I respecced prot
And I jizz in my pants

I lag out and I...
Ok come on guys...wtf?

I jizzed right in my pants
When we're doing ICC
And when you speak in vent
Its like doing ERP
You say I'm immature
I blame it on the PvP
It's all ghostcrawler's fault
He promised me a pony

Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• wow
• warcraft
• world-of-warcraft
• parody
• lol

[urt3hsuck2]

1:20

Not cool man, not cool.

[krizzlybear]

@urt3hsuck2 I apologize for that line, but in my defense, THE GAME.

[greenistehenemy]

Pretty good, found the the words hard to hear due to the background music being a bit louder.

[krizzlybear]

yeah, i'm still learning the ropes of recording and editing. this is a quick and rough demo version for FAWM, or February Album Writing Month. Writing 14 songs in 28 days XD

[TheEmochild95]

Omg that is amazing !!!!!

This just proves that us wow players are EPIC !!!!!

Although its really nerdy that you actually wrote lyrics to fit this .....

[jcdenton2k]

DROOOOOOOUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!

[Pajstrup]

to quote Oryx1972 - Haha! Hilarious! :-) give download plz. haha

[spleenbeachboy1]

and they say WoW is full of losers and virgins wasting their lives, well u sir just proved them wrong....... or did u?

[MrOmnislasher]

i love it but... YOUR A DICK- i lost the game >:(

[DesukaDesu]

i hear the music over you. kinda hard to understand you. but, its good.

[Bioeffectee]

It's alright, but your rhyme scheme is a little off from the original song. Also, you could have put a better flow into it. ;D other than that I approve!