Straight outta Dulwich.m4v

Best man speech at John and Hannah's wedding, 2010

[Nice Cube]:
Straight outta Dulwich
Crazy engineerer named John King
Educated by Forest Hill Schooling
In his spare time he builds turnbines
For you it's hard but for him it's easy as pie
You will pay if ya mess with him
He's not violent but he'll teach you a lesson
Of how to be nice, that's how he's going out
For the rude and horrid people that's showin' out
John like apple crumble, but he's humble
He only eats it when he hears his tummy rumble
Going off on a eating frenzy like that
With a cake that's pointed at his mouth
So give him respect
And I'm getting tired so gimme a sec
He's a crazy dude you work hard he will match ya
With a work ethic like Maggie Thatcher
Vernier calliper is the tool
Don't make him break out the steel rule
Cos I think he lost it or maybe tossed it
Besides he doesn't need it, his guesswork is accurate
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
He never fails to make calculations clearly
Yo I'm down with a capital J.M.K.
I'm running out of things to say
So when you're in the neighbourhood, you better duck
Cos John King is crazy as a duck
When I leave, believe my knowledge
That when I come back boy
I'm coming straight outta Dulwich.

[Nice cube] Yo Tim
[Eazy T] Wassup?
[Nice cube] Tell 'em where you're from

[Easy T]:
Straight outta Dulwich
Another crazy ass fella
More statistics wrote, my resume gets better
I'm a bad calculator and you know this
But bad meaning good I used reverses
But that don't mean nothing, compared to John
When it comes to mathematics, he's number one
When he's around the definition is awesome
And when he's out of town it's called boresome
Eats a roast dinner in a minute
He finds a good piece of chicken, and goes up in it
He's best friends with the staff at KFC
He's got a loyalty card and mad points, like 53
You'll drive yourself mad trying to comprehend his greatness
But that just shows me, huh, you're only haters
A crazy mathematician from tha street
Attitude legit, he got a 1st degree
John King controls the streets of East Dulwich
Cos he's the only kid on his street that went to college
Running into John can be bad for your health
Cos every time he pull's a science book off the shelf
His brain expands and that's a law
J.M.K. spells 'jmk' but he's raw
See cos he's the model building master
Once he built a boat that floats just out of plaster
To do that you wouldn't have a clue
But if you asked him nicely John might even show you
Look you might take this as a trip
But a fella like John is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Dulwich

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