I can empty the Kingdom Halls in the first 8 minutes of this video

LOUD NOISE ALERT (in the last 2 min). Unfortunately I can only show you "trims" because I am not online to teach percision hair-cutting and I have to conceal their identity.

As the "son of the Watchtower" I reserve the right to edit all that junk my great grandparents wrote in those books. *whispers* "uncle Rob Young was off his rocker anyway... said he was growing "tomatoes" in the attic....."

Give me 2 minutes to finish the whole "I do not wish to discuss my vagina with you" thing, and then I will tell you something that will make you get up and leave your husband standing at the Kingdom Hall with his..... kingdom ministry limp in his hands.

You will take your children home if you finish this video. I could probably convince you in less time... but I have a "flair for the dramatic" so it should take about 8 minutes.

I give props at the end to
Propagandatechniques
Ribcagehacksaw and Jesse in parenthesis
badazzociation
Yahwehtohell

I could go on but... you know


And about the ending.... Dear Watchtower: I will stop doing this if you convince all my living relatives to pack their bags and leave your property forever. 24 hours should be long enough huh?.... NO....ok.... bendover!

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[Ribcagehacksaw]

Best mental picture ever: Hand up in some nosy pervert's face 'I do NOT wish to discuss my vagina with you!' in a loud, attention grabbing manner. Thanks for your ups on our 'weekends' video, we appreciate it. No, we did not eat the White Rabbit btw XD! luv ya Tim <3

[SomeStylistGuy]

@Ribcagehacksaw *whew!* You shoulda seen my eyes when I saw the frying pan sizzling.... I'm screaming at the monitor "You are a mUR-DER-er of BUNNIES!". Wiped that "aw how cute" smile right off my face.

[exjw44288]

What is the age of understanding? Science says that the brains of girls aren't even fully formed until late teens/ early 20's and boys early to mid 20's.

[SomeStylistGuy]

@exjw44288 I have been studying that. Until about 17 to 19 a child's brain isn't fully developed. They do not have the capability to empathize with you . (they can emulate that behavior because you've taught them the correct response... but they cannot vizualize the future outcome of their actions.) Scientific fact.Ya'll look it up, the brain pathways are not completely formed at that age.

[Money8184]

but i cudnt understand why and how they thought they were right, asking question after question and not rilly getting an answer, id ask about the universe and life being out there, they'd just say jehovah made it, so wheres that in da bible, and elder once told me that the stars were made for use just to look at an no lifes out there period..everyone used to think da world was flate cuss the proof was the the herianyway im not bettin up on JW cuss my mom still is one

[Money8184]

i was i jehovah witness too from when i was real small, like about 9-10, my mom dukes used to drag me, i never understood why i would feel so stressed out sitting in dat place, and why i couldnt beleieve in what they were saying really. after a while i started to feel like i had a demon in me or sumethin cuss all the other kids swallowed it no problem, i understood why they went door to door and studied wit me and i understod what they were teaching me.

[Money8184]

man should not govern man

[minermike61]

Are you serious? That's your argument to empty JW churches? Whether someone sex life is the business of their leaders? Dude. You're gonna have to do better than that. I don't wish to discuss my vagina with you is a showstopper? Lay off the cigaweed my brutha.

[WripRoss]

fuck those jackasses and that toilet paper company called the Watchtower. whoa get a load of those butthurt blaspheming jws below.

[thewarriorwitness]

8 minutes with this lol try again

[ruffaz24]

Very disrespectful .

[bikri08]

Great businessmen...all take an oath of poverty and rely on donations from mostly poor people. Great business plan!

[RetardicA]

Nice Alice poster.