Chick Tract - Dungeons and Dragons

These are the panels to the Christian propaganda book Chick Track, which depicts an imaginary evil surrounding Dungeons and Dragons.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dungeons
• Dragons
• evil
• chick
• track
• christian
• christianity
• propaganda
• islam

[smokemesalmon]

Utterly, shambolically hilarious. But it teaches us a valuable lesson, never let a woman DM.

[justinzaruba]

@smokemesalmon Wiser words have never been said.

[Europasingstome]

No, seriously.

First she's a Cleric, now she's a witch. Sudden class and alignment change.

I mean, I guess you could have a dark cleric, but it still doesn't account for the fact her class changed.

Maybe I'm just being a nerd, but wouldn't the logic of the comic make more sense if she wasn't playing a Cleric, pretty much a Priest class?

[justinzaruba]

@Europasingstome Obviously the problem here is poor DMing. If your DM is going to just let you switch classes like that mid-campaign, then they're not taking it serious enough. And then it's not surprising they end up in dark magic, because there's no discipline!

[calumjlindsay]

'get your priorities straight, debbie. your spiritual growth through the game is more important than some lousy loser's life'

[justinzaruba]

Words to live by.

[GeneralNerd]

I don't know any D&D groups with this many girls.

[justinzaruba]

She used a mind control spell to get her dad to buy her $200 worth of books? Pft. They were just going to go to 4th edition in a few more months. She should have waited, because now her manuals are fucking obsolete. Dumb bitch.

[helllspell]

Debbie: I used the mind bondage spell on my father, he was trying to stop me from playing D&D

Miss.Frost: Why would he do that?

Debbie: He said I needed a social life...

[whiskeybrown262]

Ok, i get it . The Muslim dude is a fanatic and ready to kill the infidel for his blasphemy. Then, in the turn of ONE panel, the Muslim is a bible quoting convert. Sure , that could happen!

[Glavenator]

Refer Madness anybody? Also, what the hell is with that conversion of a muslim at the end? Seriously, all the missionary did was say "your beliefs are wrong" and he was like "NO Way! I guess I'd better change my way of life and convince everybody to believe whatever it is you believe, huh?" Because I'm sure that's how it happens.

[TheOJDrinker]

@shinobi67 She could have rolled a save before the DM said she was killed... but I do find it unlikely there would be an instant death trap for characters that were level 8 at the most...

[tml4873]

You need to have commentary on it, otherwise this upload is pointless. If I wanted to just read it, (I could go to their site and read it at whatever speed I wanted too).

[shinobi67]

@justinzaruba (sorry for dragging up an old video) It's also a bit ridiculous that a DM would just suddenly "declare" someone dead without a save. Especially a rogue. Especially with a cleric around who should by all rights be able to raise the dead. Nope. "Sorry Marcie, you're dead, you don't exist anymore." Seriously it's like the Amish practice of shunning. Something tells me they didn't like Marcie and this was their way to get her out of the group.

[SuperGoliath89]

@Europasingstome Don't try and make sense of a Chick Tract. You'll only give yourself a migraine.

Also, just want to say, LOVE the music selection for this vid.

[bijoukaiba]

0:53 - ... Her face... what the hell?

Also, I realize the writing is crap, but that Islam comic, just...

Muslim: I believe in Allah, and my God says this.

Guy: Well, MY God says this, so you're wrong.

Muslim: BAAAAWWWWWW OMG You're totally right!

[Cajaquarius]

@rual40 I would settle for them being nice about it. And let's specify Christians here, too, and sometimes Muslims - I have never had a Buhhdist or Wiccan on my doorstep threatening me with pamphlets in hand early in the morning.

[rual40]

@Cajaquarius religion needs to cool itself and stop booting in to everything.