swine flu and you

Lyrics below
poor quality sorry, just used my fone video i'm afraid, plus I don't really seem to know the words or tune to my own song, but anyway here's something for a laugh :)
hope you enjoy!


Lyrics:
I feel nauseous thinking of the things you said that just aren't true,
I'm sure vomiting is a common symtpom of swine flue
You have be gagging for a bottle of vodka and a glass or wine
I hear you get pretty dehydrated with the flue of the swine
You're infectious and the young are more suseptible to you
You slowly break them down like swine flu can do....

Chorus:
Swine flu and you,
go together like peas in pods,
Swine flu and you,
If you were a meal you'd be chips and cod.

A sore throat is on the list of complaints that I hear
I have a lump in my throat as I fight back the tears
If you have a fever you should call the flu hotline
you bring me out in sweats while I pretent that I'm fine
I don't know if I'd know if I caught swine flu
It all sounds kinda like what you're putting me through

Swine flu and you
go togther like computers and hackers,
Swine flu and you
If you were a snack you'd be cheese and crackers

'I have an aching body' the sine flu victims complain
My chest aches, the heart seems to be the source of the pain
I guess knwoing you must be kinda like having swine flue
But having the flu is nowhere near as bad as having you

The thing is people feel sorry for those with the flu, yeah they do
But no-one really knows what I go through
Yes you've perfected those puppy dog eyes
But I know you're really just a diseas in disguise.

Swine flu and you
go together like Danny and Sandy
Swine flu and you
go together like Rama lama lama

Swine flu and you
flu and swine you
go together
made for each other
You were created to preapre people for the horrific truth of swein flu
and swine flu was created to make a metaphor for you

Category:

Music

Tags:

• swine
• flu
• balad

[Carysmatic]

ah very sweet, thanks- it started off as a poem- turned into a silly song, glad ya like it!

[sertme]

Always good to hear your voice. It is October and a cool overcast day in New York, but your song makes the day just a little warmer and sunnier. Thank you. I think you did well.