HvZ Alert - Oct. 5

October 5th, 2010 -
Attention students of SUNY Oneonta, the emergency broadcast system has been activated. All students and faculty are advised to take shelter immediately. At 1800 hours today, a biochemical missile had crashed near our campus, and is believed to have had set loose a terrifying virus into our airways. It is rumored that this virus may bring the dead back to life, and send them walking among the living, searching for flesh to feed upon. Earlier today, the Emergency Intervention Task Force, headed by General Kevin Bottini, was called upon to secure our campus immediately after the crash. In the coming week, you will see his men, identified by a turquoise armband, patrolling our campus with NERF blasters. At midnight tonight, they will begin their mission to exterminate the living dead from our home of Oneonta. We will be bringing you up-to date information as it arrives, please board up your doors and stay tuned.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• HvZ
• Oneonta
• Zombies

[kevdawg232]

zombies in oneonta!! whatttttt!! good thing we have nerf guns to take care of them!!

[MadAsAHatter3]

Oneonta in deep shit hah. i feel like i should chase after the humans in new paltz... but as a vampire. just to see how theyd react.

[orangeandblue86]

this is awesome!