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If God Were a Car

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Uploaded on Nov 19, 2010

Theists, if you can understand why I wouldn't buy a car from these people, then you can understand why I won't buy God from you. SHOW ME THE MONEY! You ever notice that people never argue for the existence of things that actually exist? Why is that? Maybe it's because that's fucking dumb. If it exists, and we know about it, then there's a definite - and usually easy - way to show it that is apparent to EVERYONE. Apologists are trying to sell the invisible/intangible car.

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  • Zurround100

    This is one of the best videos ever to show how stupid religion is.

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  • TheLhix

    the entire time i was like "SHE HASNT SAID SHE DOESNT BELIEVE IT DOESNT EXSIST SHE JUST WANTS TO TEST DRIVE AND SEE IT FOR HERSELF!" Then i realized 1. Its not my scenario and 2, its just a video. e-e

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  • chima chinda

    Thank God for this video. It increased my faith

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  • NoTrueFace1

    nothing, and there is none, of course. It's a bleak view to be sure, but life is always better when you remove fear. If there IS a god or anything spiritual you won't find it until you remove fear

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  • qwiksquirrel

    Here are the most honest and demonstrably correct answers to those questions:

    1: You stop being. all that is you is a product of your physical brain. Without that, you can not exist.

    2: Everything we know about the universe, tells us that there is no purpose. And if there was no life, the universe would keep going.

    But why are these questions even interesting? The answers tell you nothing useful about anything. It does not matter and it makes no difference.

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  • yara hamarneh

    hahaahahaha this is one of the funnest videos ever, haha I told you you have a choice haha

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  • uhadme

    look in the mirror.. that is your god.. (footprints says)

    in my mirror is god.

    "gods there be many"

    just because some say you must base eternal decision using carnal knowledge..

    doesnt make it fact.

    if you read scripture..

    "do not judge until after the end of the world"

    that destroyed all my brothers and sisters arguing here.

    HA

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  • Aestheticcs

    I disagree. Sex is amazing.

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  • ghost5231

    Just like your mother.

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  • bakersfieldmusicnow

    SO well put.

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  • sabzz23

    I couldn't agree more!

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  • xxsniperkittykatxx

    He should have named the video if god were a car he'd be a Honda Prius

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