The Dog Song - Song by Springbo

Link to Ben Lloyd's Music: http://www.indabamusic.com/people/980649978
Thanks, Ben!

This is just a little something something to keep you from losing your Springboner before the Christmas season comes and I single-handedly ruin it by releasing an album. Here are the very very stupid words:

I wish my dog knew how to use the toilet
Then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To wake up early just to let her piss outside
In my neighbor's yard

I wish my dog knew how to feed herself
'cause then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To buy her food that she won't even eat
'cause she is a stupid dog

I wish my dog was actually a taun-taun
Then I wouldn't have to work so hard
On scouting missions on the planet Hoth
'cause I'd have a taun-taun dog

I wish my dog knew how to shoot a gun
'cause then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To hide the bodies after they are dead
No I could just blame my dog

I wish my dog was capable of rape
'cause then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To find an alibi for Friday night
No I could just blame my dog

I wish my dog knew how to give abortions
then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To trick my girlfriend into drinking paint
'cause I took my condom off

I wish my dog had boobies I could play with
Then I wouldn't have to work so hard
To talk to girls so I can see their boobies
I could just see my dog's
Yeah I could just see my dog's
Yeah I'm gonna fuck my dog

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[bigntall08]

Any ideas on how to fix the letterboxing?? I'm exporting from premiere to 720x480, am I missing something?

[TKMidwestMedia]

@bigntall08 what file format are you editing with and eporting?

[bigntall08]

@TKMidwestMedia lol I don't know why I didn't just talk to you in the first place. If we hang out tonight I'll bring my laptop over. It's going from .avi -> .wmv I think but I'll double check.

[ashieme2009]

I wish my dog had boobies too ):

[shortandsmall92]

best song yet

[JimCashFan]

Kickass to hear you got an album coming out, man. I'll buy the shit out of it, haha. As for your album name, might I suggest "Soundcock for Your Earvagina"