Tuna Talk: Bar Etiquette 101...and i'm not wearing pants
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1. If you're a man, picking up women in a lesbian bar does not work as well as Penthouse articles would have you believe.
2. If you have a gray mullet, please find someone who isn't 30 years younger than you to flirt with.
3. I know I suck at playing pool, but that's no reason for you to be like "oh I'll show you how to do that properly" and then come up behind me and start touching my hips and stuff. This especially applies if you have a gray mullet and are at least 30 years older than me...
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Im a lezy
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I'm not a sweaty dancer and I'd love to rub up against you. :) ;)
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like anybody would want to rub up against you on the dance floor? Honey? Seriously?
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@AskAJanything i still dont have unlimited texts.. thats right, 3 years later
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You arent the only one who is blind without your glasses. I am legally blind without my glasses in texas.
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i joke when i say this but here's my pick up line.... Can I pet your cat?
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I'm femme(ish) and I buy girls drinks all the time, and pretty quickly. It's a good way to interact, so I disagree with you on that one, meh.
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Yeah, the hair thing really bothers me! This is such an intimate thing to me, and almost everyone I know.
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I dont know, how can you get angry for a girl that may be shy and says cute glasses? And I sweat when i dance, and when I have sex so what? Its natural. I dont think you should be so harsh. Im pretty shy but also cute and I think its not fair to criticize someone for their lame attempts to talk to you.
Give them a chance,
Kel
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may i buy YOU a drink? ;)
ur kitty is cuuuute
omg, you're butch? since when did butch women get urked so easily?
NewJeru973 4 years ago 4
since they're taking my glasses off my face!
AskAJanything 4 years ago
oh and i like your shirt
exzentriker420 4 years ago
thanks I like my shirt too ;)
AskAJanything 4 years ago
NICE BOXERS.....WOOOO HOOO!!
evilkate666 4 years ago
thanks
AskAJanything 4 years ago