Unbeatable Buns/Parody of Green Days "21 Guns"

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UNBEATABLE BUNS
Parody of Green Day's "21 Guns"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Bob Emmet: Instruments
Robert Lund: Vocals


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Janet's bakery is on the next block
Man her pastries totally rock
People line up around the clock
For a pie or cookie or muffin

But the goods that make her renowned
Are white hot but perfectly browned
Foodies come from miles around
'Cause she's got

Unbeatable buns
Tender and firm
Well worth the price
Unbelievable buns
Taking them home
Once would be nice

Maybe twice

Self control gets melted away
When she's got her buns on display
I can't wait for free sample day
'Cause her cupcakes are totally smokin'

When she asks if I wanna roll
My poor mind spins out of control
Like that guy made of Poppin' Fresh dough
I wanna poke 'em

Unbeatable buns
Bangin' baguettes
Holy focaccia
Unbelievable buns
Scandalous scones
One bite and she's gotcha

Unparalleled buns
Hot as hot damn
Sinful as Sodom
Unforgettable buns
Squeezably sweet
Top rack or bottom

Dude, she's got 'em


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• ward
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• lund
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• 21guns
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[AxeLNovacaine]

What the hell is happened to your right eye? Was you high? LOL.

[wabr6]

Hey AxeLNovacaine, No I never have done drugs and never will..I have Ramsey Hunt syndrome Type 2.. What happened is 14 years a go I woke up Thanksgiving morning with my face sagging and my eye burning. I got shingles in my inner ear and it destroyed my 7th cranial nerve. So I have a gold weight in my right eye lid and the right side of my face is permanently paralyzed..Take Care.. Ward

[TheCrazyrocker101]

not to be rood but did u have a strok

[wabr6]

Hey TheCrazyrocker101, Your not being rude, Your just asking a question.. Some of the other people who commented on this were very rude.. I did not have a stroke, I have Ramsey Hunt Syndrome Type 2. What happened is 14 years a go I woke up Thanksgiving morning with my face sagging and my eye burning. I got shingles in my inner ear and it destroyed my 7th cranial nerve. So I have a gold weight in my right eye lid and the right side of my face is paralyzed.. Take Care.. Ward

[puddles9767]

that guy's face creeps me out! D:

[wabr6]

Hey puddles9767, Sorry my face creeps you out, Nothing I can do about that. I play with the deck of cards I was dealt.. and my face is just one of the cards.. It's not a ace but I will still play my hand and fun and hope give some people who my face does not creep out some fun too.. Take Care.. Ward

[depression4ever]

I HATE YOU!!!! this video made me hungry

[LiveLifeEmoStyle]

u've got an amazing voice....keep up the good work!!!! :D

[NatashaAPG123]

Youre a good singer! You should go to american idol or something

[RhythmicGuitarCovers]

Amazing voice,

Hell those who watched this video to see Lady gaga dancing ! 

[SkyrimLegoPortal1106]

Yeah, we are all a little different. I am diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome, which means I have verbal and physical ticks. When I start posting videos, people will see what I mean. Sometimes I make little humming noises, or move my neck in an awkward way. I cannot help it, and sometimes it even hurts to do it! But I am not put down by it, I joke about it and deal with it in whatever way I can. Sometimes people are rude, but I just calmly explain it to them and say, "Big deal. Btw, AWESOME vid!!!

[littlemr101]

CREEPY

[JimPaddyJoe]

im hungry now

[kyleG772]

@wabr6 umm again not to be rude but, how do you get shingles in your ear? i don't think they'd fit cuz they're usually sold in 16" x 6" sections but they're made of like tar or something so ya you wouldn't want that in your ear

[animefreack2101]

LEAVE THE POOR GUY ALONE :C 

[musicmandon1]

Your face doesn't creep me out. The hell with anybody who says it does. I've been blind since birth, so the looks are the last thing I think of. I've heard some terribly unkind things about the way my wife looks because she was born with water on the brain. This leaves her head larger than the usual. Her heart is what matters--you can be totally good-looking and be the asshole of the western world.

[Jkemy1]

Fucking Brilliant dude. keep it up ;)