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I'm Lazy (The Lazy Song)

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Uploaded by on May 10, 2009

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I'm Lazy
I'm just a lazy guy
I sit on the couch all day and get high

Doing nothing
Except watch T.V.
Ooooh Half Baked is on T.N.T.

Every morning
I watch The Price Is Right
Followed by 12 hours of Nick At Nite

I'm too lazy
To change the station
Remote control is in another location

(It's too far)

This is the lazy song
The lazy song
The lazy song The lazy song

I'm Lazy
And I drive people crazy
Cause I'm Lazy

(Do I smell some gass?)
(Uhuh)
(Is that from you or my ass?)

I'm too lazy
To change my clothes
I wear outfits that my mother chose

I'm out of shape
Theres cheese on my sweater
My mom complains about the stains on the leather

I'm lazy
And I drive people crazy
Cause I'm lazy

I had a girlfriend
Her name was Daisy
We wanted to get down but she was also lazy

(Damn)

I feel bad for my dog
His name was Freedom
He died last week cause I forgot to feed him

(Thats messed up)
(I miss that dog)

Last month I got a job
As a janitor
Got up for work, couldnt get passed the door

I called my boss
To say I'm sick
He said "Don't bother stay at home, you lazy prick

Shout out to the U.S. government
For my monthly welfare supliment
The funds I recieve
Give me what I need
To get my daily herbal delivery
(uhhh)

I got a bag of weed
And I got another bag of weed

In case my first bag of weed runs out of weed Uhhh

Crazyshtimp

Shout outs

Mishelly233

SuperEd86

Iva90

Rimoun Fam

I'm too lazy to give out anymore shoutouts man....

Music by Arthur Shchiglik
Lyrics By Arthur Shchiglik & Rimoun Fam

© 2009 Crazyshtimp. Productions.All rights reserved

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  • sucks balls with salt on them !!!!

  • @TheDJKNOWN eat pubes with crabs on them

  • makiich

    

  • @tohguv who got shot?

  • im lazy like this when im not at work lol

  • @theboss01AKAdb what the fuck is work?

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  • "I got a bag of weed

    And I got another bag of weed

    In case my first bag of weed runs out of weed Uhhh"

    Haha xD!! That's my favorite part...

    You even sound lazy dude. I'm lazy but not to that extreme.

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  • This got me motivated lol and u sound like rick ross

  • @glory2die like an erection? not my intention =P

  • @Cziehl1 me t00

  • @simka123 im too lazy to agree

  • @InterInter10 a lazy one

  • @Sansiara lol

  • @sebashuis WTF IS A BRUNO MARS?

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