Celebrity-Obsessed Nimrods Swoon Over Jay-Z and Beyonce's New Baby as Society Dies a Little More

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So, Beyonce and Jay-Z take over an entire floor of a hospital, block out security cameras and have their security turn away other parents that happen to be on the same floor as them - and people are eating this up? Shameful. Send me to the closest alternate universe, please.

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[LissaChelle9002]

You better not let fucktwats who believe in the Illuminatti see this video. They'll fuck you up with their bullshit doctrines, for realz, yo.

[undertakerfreak1127]

@LissaChelle9002 OHNOES NOT THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

[fan1233able]

The suggestion that the couple paid $1.3 million to rent an entire maternity floor is simply not true. The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations. Our executive suites are available for any patient, including the food service and amenities provided to the Carter family".

[undertakerfreak1127]

@fan1233able I wish I could believe them.

[MQ7474]

The only problem with the celebrities dying in a plane crash scenario is that we'd have to deal with months upon months of tributes to these people.

[N00bcrunch3r]

"BREAKING NEWS: Katy Perry had her period!" Meanwhile, China is preparing for a nuclear on the USA and no one GIVES A SHIT!! Seriously, that is what could happen in the culture we live in today.

[Eg3LL]

It's funny to see how the image of a celebrity filled airplane crashing into a mountain calmed you down XD. I agree with you completely :)

[ASeasonedCurley]

I totally agree with u man our culture has gone down the shitter :/

[ForestLurker]

Sometimes I don't listen to what your saying until you yell.

[321rebelman]

hey everybody did you know that Justin Bieber just tweeted he took a shit

[freddykingsley]

@stevencollins1 you are a complete moron for saying something like that

[propoprop]

lol I love the "You're*" on your wall

[stevencollins1]

i hate to say this but. were you mad bro?

[GoongalaGoongala]

@fan1233able Executive suite?! Sounds like bullshit to me.

[SuperBurritosupreme]

the reason the had security is so they can sell the baby photo for 2-3 million dollars. pure fucking greed.

[DeantaySharlon]

You know as much as this was a stupid thing to do on Beyonce and Jay-Z. The Hospital Managment are as much to blame. Someone with half at least a spine who worked there should have stood up and said "Hey this is a Hospital not a Hotel, we are here to help people who are sick or injured, not accommodate you as a Royale Guest." Or something like that. But no it comes down to money. Puts a lot of Faith in the Medical Community doesn't it? I havenothing good to say about the Paperartzi. Later.