Uploaded by TheOnion on Feb 13, 2008
Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.
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I actually feel sorry for him!
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lmao 1:16
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El oh el!
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The awkward silence at the end had me on the floor.
4 days ago 4
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@gb6710 sorry but english isnt my native language
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@Gripen1974 Maybe during that time you could learn some basic grammar and spelling skills; I'm sure it could help with your book.
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@schmitty422 So did I! Through out the entire segment I was thinking, that bitch wouldn't tickle a cat, it would bite the shit out of her. Sure enough, no fucking cat. Afterwords I realized that she is getting government funding to do something that no one besides her and her cats care about.
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As a biolog would i have loved spend 15 year studying anteaters, but it wouldn't bring me food on my plate for no one would pay me. I wish i could change place with this onion biolog and do what he fictitious did in real life.
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is it just me or do anteaters resemble mythical creatures?
Revolution2pointO 8 months ago 73
I just saw in the news,
"And next we will be talking to a scientist who spent her whole life studying whether animals can laugh"
schmitty422 1 week ago 12