The 1996 Ford Taurus

The classiest car around. Shot in 2005.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• short
• film
• parody
• car
• commercial
• ford
• taurus

[ottlmr]

well they made a stupid video since everybody knows if u get a car to get a ford Taurus since it the best in all categories if u wanted to shoot something stupid point the cam at yourself and u have plenty of stuped there

[eccIefechan]

Why don't you at least mock a genuinely terrible car like a Yugo or something?

[AnAmericanFan]

@ottlmr see my comments. The car is ugly as sin. Sure, my son drives it since it "don't cost nuthin" but we laugh and laugh and laugh. It is an example fo the kind of crapola Detroit could build when one over powered jackass has a stupid idea!

[AnAmericanFan]

My son inherited my Dad's 1996 Taurus. My Dad got it on deep discount when he was fixed income retired. He did get it for a damn good price. I used to see them everywhere, all driven by retired men! Fly green, beige interior, distinct ovary shaped rear window, and a subtle bereftness of style with a certain air of muffled in shirt sleeve elegance... What more can I say, that this videographer has not captured? Ranked one of the top ten butt ugly cars of all time!

[123cocojojo]

why does every gen 3 taurus/sho i see on the road have a dent in the same exact place on the front left fender

[eccIefechan]

@BluePancake1000

I said GENUINELY, not generally. And it's not a genuinely terrible car in any measurable way.

[RoboBoyIII]

Creative use of a smoke machine! Though, I am a proud owner of a Taurus. The car is not terrible at all.

[RetroVintageItems27]

Is this edina minnesota

[RetroVintageItems27]

hahaha

[Crazcompart]

That's downsizing for you...Can't stick as many bound/gagged peeps in the trunk as you once could with those 70s LTD's...

[BluePancake1000]

@eccIefechan Because they actually are mocking a generally terrible car!!