The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Christian Crashes Into Slumber

CC by MoarLurk.

Dated 21 October 2008:

A week later, Christian, being tricked once again by the MitPS, loses Blanca due to some "sexy" photos and "crashes into slumber" as a result of the Three Blancas destroying the original Sonichu medallion, spends the entire video acting all emo, and calls upon his personal army of none to get one of the trio. He concludes the video by stating his future sweetheart, PandaHalo, his helping him with his website and defend his fan fiction against Jimmy Hill's superior knockoffs.

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• chris-chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• cwc
• chronicles
• rocky
• shoemaker
• sonichu

[schnitzal]

You guys are ridiculous. Go to Google and look up his past relationship with the Pickle man.

Pickle man = a beautiful gentleman who saves women being stalked by Chrissy (namely, a poor girl named "Emily," whom was kidnapped and forced to sit with Chrissy and Bob the Lumberjack -because Chris can't go into public without supervision- until said savior made his deliciously dill move.)

[FromBrazilWithLove]

IN MY OPINION THIS IS THE BEST CHRIS CHAN VIDEO....makes me sad when I see his tomgirl ones now. These were the good days

[NyxFTW]

Crashing Into Slumber is the name of my emo band.

[megadisneyfan2]

do you know why no one likes you chris chan? because you are a hypocrite, and you blame all yout problems on your autism and everyone else.

[PopularityTroll]

@TheCriton Well he can start by not making sexist, homophobic, and racist videos.

[TheCriton]

I feel pretty bad for this guy... He cant help himself if he has the mentality of a 7 year old.

[codfanboy5]

did he say captains log lol?

[satinsguard]

@CptnMoosingle His ego can rival Duke Nukem's and Michael Jackson's.

[potatoheadhaoy]

@potatoheadhaoy Er...Said Cap`n Obvious.Yeah,yeah, whatever.

[potatoheadhaoy]

I like how this guy talks like he matters more than he does...Not just this vid, but in virtualy every way. He didn`t understand the fact that trolls feed off of his misery.

[mrfalafl]

:'(

[drogothlord]

Crash into slumber? My god.......He really IS the child of Snorlax!!!