Potatoes (Lady Gaga "Poker Face" Parody)

I had the inspiration for this song when i was singing Poker Face because it was stuck in my head and i saw some potatoes on the counter... yeah, thats it.

This song is sung entirely by me. I know I am not the best singer so don't comment if all you want to do is point that out.

Download link: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag283gc/n/Potato_aif

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*********UPDATE*********
10,000 VIEWS YAY!!!! Lyrics:

Yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum

I wanna cook em' like they do in Texas dinners,
Stew em' make em yummy, taste it, potatoes stay with me, (I love em)
Heat and preparation put the pot with broth to start,
And after theyve been cooked I'll eat the one that's soft and dark

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get them hot, eat them from the pot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get them hot, eat them from the pot

Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)

P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)
P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)

I wanna hit with them with a peeler, leave me be
A little slicing is quite fun when you're with me
Makin some potatoes ant the same without a pot
And baby when theyre good, if it ant in one it ant hot

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get them hot, eat them nice and hot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get them hot, eat them nice and hot

Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)

P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)
P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)

I won't tell you that I love you
Fry or mash you
Cause I'm fealin and im pealin
I'm not frying
I'm just stewing'
and I love what I am doing

Just like potatoes in a pot
Tenderize before i take them out
I promise this, promise this
Check this stew cuz its marvelous

Can't eat my, can't eat my
No he can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No he can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)

Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)

Can't eat my, can't eat my
No you can't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)
Can't eat my, can't eat my
No youcan't eat my potatoes
(Yum delicious root vegetable)

P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)
P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)

P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yah)
P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)

P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)
P-p-p-potatoes, p-p-potatoes
(Yum yum yum yum)

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[SmexiiStevie]

what program did you use to autotune your voice?

[0joshguy0]

@SmexiiStevie garage band

[komatarijuhz]

you suck

[0joshguy0]

@komatarijuhz thanks man

[SkiAlixPersuasion]

omfg! this made my day!

i love whoever did this.

[0joshguy0]

@SkiAlixPersuasion oh yeah that was me

[ReeseandSabrina]

Best song ever!!!!!!

[ilovekam123]

i like this song and i want to send it to my friends but i can't hear it ))))))))))))):

[cantttype]

@gaga7648

No one cares.

[gaga7648]

@lauren2009ify Lady Gaga sings better than this douchebag.

[gaga7648]

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE STUPID LADY GAGA PARODIES NOW,I AM REALLY PISSED OFF!

[HappyAyeXD]

wee i love chorus *-*

[LilBabiJesus]

yum yum yum

[sportsgurl16]

gagaga Laday the Selena and I anas raen na rna ena wn Eanas raenanwd eanae ena laday gagagaga Miey Selena

[ArcanaLightHalfLycan]

THE FILES NOT AVAILABLE. USE MEDIAFIRE PLOX. D:

[lauren2009ify]

u sing better than lady gaga :)