You're Not Gonna Catch the Swine Flu

By popular demand, a little ditty 'bout the Swine Flu

Yo, this swine flu panic is just plain crazy
If you dont learn the facts, man youre just bein lazy
Dont let the morons and the media fool you
Yo, Im not a doctor, but Ill be glad to school you

Its not caused by sausage, pork or bacon
If you think that it is, well youre sorely mistaken
Being a human pig is way more deadly than this virus
Youre more likely to get killed by Miley Cyrus

CHORUS (2X)
Youre not gonna catch the mother $#@*ing swine flu (I SAID)
Youre not gonna catch the mother $#@*ing swine flu (WHAT)
Youre not gonna catch the mother $#@*ing swine flu (I SAID)
And even if you did, its not gonna kill you

You dont need to wash your hands til theyre raw
Just stay out of dirty places like Arkansas
Youre not gonna catch it just because its called a pandemic
Just adopt some habits that are reasonably hygienic (LIKE)

Dont lick the handle on a public toilet (AND)
Dont leave your food out in the sun, cause youll spoil it (LIKE)
Dont try to catch someones sneeze with your face (AND)
Dont wipe your runny nose all over the place

CHORUS (2X)

Just because someones Mexican doesnt mean theyre sick
Youre just making an excuse for being a racist prick
Dont panic on the subway just because someone coughs
And if I see you with a mask Im gonna KNOCK IT $#@*ING OFF

Just a handful of people have died from it, man
Why dont we pay this much attention to the dying in Sudan
H to the 1 to the N to the 1
Is just a fancy $#@*ing flu now get over it, son

CHORUS (2X)

Category:

Comedy

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[AkardiKrissiJoe]

great!!! funny but also true! Imsomassive is true... 1:55 is really true!

damn ggod lyrics again- where do you get all those ideas? they're fantastic^^

[VengaProductions]

Thanks so much!!

[basilyok]

According to the WHO, between 250,000 and 500,000 people die every year from the flu worldwide. Every year. So far H1N1 has killed like 500? Why is this news?

[GrandMasterIV]

Dude, you ROCK!!!

Only wish there was more Julie K in this vid

\m/\m/

[thersmoviemaster]

the swine flu is over hyped just so people will actually pay attention to the news for once MORE PEOPLE DIED FROM THE FUCKING SHOTS THEN THE FLUE!

[masata3000]

miss julie

[KairiChikk]

this is the best video u have made eeeeeever XD

[daveharpe]

It is a known medical fact that fat, greedy pharmaceutical executives are much more like pigs than the rest of us, and therefore much more likely to catch swine flu. OINK!

[coffeycake96]

love your videos so much

[NostalgicMemory01]

where julie?

[gtgidemgreen]

I have the swine flu, my brother got the swine flu. Yes a lot of people will catch the swine flu. though most likely you won't die from it.

[ChrisTessmer]

yeah just like the bird flu...that was supposed to wipe out around 2 million people, and if i remember right there wasn't 1 confirmed human bird flu caused death. the media just spreads propaganda bullshit all the time. on a side note, these songs are hilarious..keep up the good work!

[DullTorpor]

It's to fulfill a sinister agenda.

[PMacnfriends]

Well right now I am in Singapore. Which is in South East Asia, but I am only here for a little while going back to Canada soon