"Burn Goody Clinton!" by Roy Zimmerman

Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones.

words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby

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Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life.

Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/


BURN GOODY CLINTON!

words and music
copyright „ 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman

They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch
'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary
Goody Clinton


Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus
And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us
So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery
Hillary
Goody Clinton


Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
For we've all seen her spurn
The aprin and the churn

And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!


Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B

For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme

Men are sensitive, she's soft
Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.


Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy
And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me
And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
Ven Chelsey
Hillary
"Goodwife" Clinton

Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She's far from taciturn
Which causes us concern

And she isn't gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try 'er
Is to toss her on the pyre

And the only way that she'd
Be converted is to feed
the infern...o
Burn, oh...
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hillary
• election
• satire
• song
• sexism
• witch
• hunt
• Falwell
• glass
• ceiling

[Cafeeine]

Only 8200 views on this? Blasphemy.

[goneutt]

That was strange. Keep up the weird.

[HippieGuitarBoy]

@EmmittBrownBTTF1 Really? It's satire.

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

Can Bobneck spell pathetically hysterical closed minded intolerant bigot or is he satirical?

[TheAngryarchangel]

bern bern bern

[nrevelations777]

I LOVE BILLY BOBNECK

[basherofnoggins]

@BillyBobNeck so not real at all, then

[1webfan]

This is for McCain lovers

[szrgirl]

I meet both of these men next month. Not at the same time, but that will be fun. I sure hope Billy Bob blinks when we meet. That really creeps me out.

[BillyBobNeck]

@amjack11 I'm as real as Jesus, son

[daddyleon]

kol

"Burrrn, burrnn, brurn.." times infinity xD

[8DX]

Oh this IS amazing... I love how Zimmerman was kind of pro=Obama, yet enjoyed this SO much...

Pity she's still running around talking to foreign powers.