The Pointless Sisters - PARODY of POINTER SISTERS Slow Hand (Starring Missi Pyle)

The Pointless Sisters want a man, want a man, want a man with a really small hands!
Lyrics:

As we sit by the fire, and start to perspire
I'm hungry as can be.
Because you got what I want, though you're too shy to flaunt,
What's makin' me horny...
Darlin' don't have a doubt 'cos I'm all about
what you've got to give to me...
I've had some big loves, now I want kid gloves
Literally....

I want a man with a small hand
I want a lover with a baby's touch
I want somebody who can make these B's
Look like Double D's without trying much
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love I want a small hand.

(rap verse) :35
I want a rough neck. Who's forceful. Persuasive.
Maximum man who's minimally invasive.
He's hardcore. All the brothers fear him
When he claps in the forest, can't nobody hear him.

I shake and shiver cause it's sure getting steamy
He got the soft touch, like a muh- fuckin' preemie
Tiny little thumbs fittin' in the tight spaces
Teeny weenie pinkies ticklin' the right places

(I like 'em) tall and tough with a delicate wrist
Big strong arms and a toddler's fist
Itty bitty digits, gettin' with it, make me fidget
With a dinger that is rigid and his fingers like a midget.
If you didn't hear it once, let me say it again
I want...

No offense, but you got to understand I want...

(chorus) :26
... a man with a small hand
I want a lover with a baby's touch
He's kinda ticklin' when he smacks my ass
And double fistin' drinkin' his wine glass
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love I want a small hand.




(rap verse)
I want a handyman. A real lady pleaser.
With fingers so small, he can use 'em like tweezers.
I can keep my cool when I drop my jewel
Cause he can snake-out my drain without using a tool.

He helps with needlepoint and decoupage
Gives me a soothing inner ear massage.
Listen what I'm spittin'. I don't stutter. I don't stammer.
It takes two hands for him to handle his hammer.

... small hand
I want a lover who will treat me nice
A great big bruiser who can tat my lace
And then, draw my face on a grain of rice
It doesn't matter if he's pale or tan
As long as he has got a small hand. (rap verse)
I've got a mouth that spews some crap,
Now and then, I know, I deserve a slap.
But when I get that tap, up side my yap,
That shit don't even wake me up from my nap.

Bitches be fronting "hand-size don't matter",
Rihanna and Tina, don't believe that chatter,
So the bones in my nose ain't never gonna shatter
Though one time, he made my martini splatter. (chorus)
... be a man with a small hand,
I needs a brother with a baby's touch.
I want a lover who goes tit-for-tat,
And with his girlie pats, I won't feel it much.
I want him tall and tough and rough as sand
But when it comes to to blows I want a small hand.

Starring Missi Pyle, Danielle Gaither and Jeannie Roshar
Directed by Gary Anthony Williams and Jeannie Roshar
Director of Photography: Laura Merians
Music by Nick Jameson
Editor: Pedro Castro
2nd Camera Operator: Ramiro Castro Jr.

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