If I Had $20 Million

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If I had twenty million dollars - if I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id give you a loan - you and your shady friend
And with those twenty million dollars - from my friendly family bank
Youd build a casino in the sunshine state - and get yourself a nice new tan
And if I had twenty million dollars - if I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id help you out of course - even though youre going to prison
And if I had twenty million dollars Id buy your love...

If I had twenty million dollars
Id win influence and make new friends
If I had twenty million dollars
I know Id get a tax refund in the end
If I had twenty million dollars
Maybe we could forget about your federal convictions for bookmaking and prostitution.

You know, we could just go to Miami and hang out. Like with some girls and stuff. And we could forget about the fact that you and your buddies are criminals, mmm. There are lots of criminals who would love twenty million dollar loans. Well, can you blame em? Uh, yeah!

If I had twenty million dollars - If I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id run for a Senate seat - because Im a man of the people
And if I had twenty million dollars - If I had twenty million dollars
Id beat anyone in my way - Ill make the President so proud
And if I had twenty million dollars - like a billion zillion dollars
I could crash the bank and no one would care - no one would even notice
And if I had twenty million dollars Id buy your love...

If I had twenty million dollars
I can see my name on the office door
If I had twenty million dollars
Wont have to live in Springfield any more
If I had twenty million dollars
I wouldnt have to get a real job

But I do have a real job. Of course you do, youre a public servant. Your job is equal to, like, fifty real jobs. Thats right, fifty fat cat bankers! Wait, Im a banker. Mmm-hmm.

If I had twenty million dollars - If I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id give you a loan - A sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-prime loan
And if I had twenty million dollars - If I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id get you some real estate - A high-end criminal empire
If I had twenty million dollars - If I had twenty million dollars
Well, Id have to close the bank - Or you could spread the wealth around
If I had a million dollars Id buy your love


If I had twenty million dollars, if I had twenty million dollars
If I had twenty million dollars, if I had twenty million dollars
If I had twenty million dollars, Id be rich

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[xxSnyper27xx]

The song doesn't.. rhyme.. At all.

[misplacednewyawker]

What an annoying voice and stupid song



[Jasonthegaiface]

Funny how America is the only country where they have a mainstream far right party.

[dig812]

Do you know where our last Republican Gov. is?....

[GammaSigmaBeta]

@NoCensorshipYT

I agree. I have heard that he is an Obamalemming to the "nth" degree.

I hope that, no matter what, Kirk wins.

[NoCensorshipYT]

@GammaSigmaBeta

People are betting here in Chicago if or when this CREEP is going to drop out of the race so Gov. Quinn can hand pick a different candidate to run against Kirk.

I think Giannolias is hanging in there because he's supposed to be BEST BUDS with OBUMMER! LOL!

[GammaSigmaBeta]

@NoCensorshipYT

The ultimate poetic justice would be for a Republican to take over The Great Charlatan's Senate seat. (The one he rarely sat in, except to vote "present", occasionally). After having seized Kennedy's seat, what a coup de grace to win this one. The best to Kirk!

[Winterfairy777]

@NoCensorshipYT lol

[NoCensorshipYT]

GO KIRK.

I hope Giannoulias stays in.

Kirk for Senate.

IN YOUR FACE OBAMA!

[jimmmmie]

Yet another Chicago thug.