6 Months To Live (Deep Thoughts Comedy)

It's really about saving time.
I wish a self-help book could be written on how to curb the amount of time spent doing this.
I try to be as efficient as possible.

Let's say I spend about a half hour a week masturbating. (12 different sessions and Saturdays don't count) This becomes 24 hours in a year. So one day in every year is spent manually pleasuring myself. Good thing I spread it out. It also works out to one month over the course of 30 years. Now imagine you spend more than half an hour a week.
This is not just about masturbating. Oh, no. It's about time wasted on YouTube, Facebook, Fark, flipping through the stations on TV, killing time after work, or watching the Star Wars kid over and over again on a loop.
Learn from this video! Let this be a clarion call! Turn off your computer. Go outside. Spend time with your loved ones. Live your dream. Take a step every day toward finishing your goals!
But meanwhile, since the computer's already on, why don't you check out my other videos...

Key words that couldn't fit in the key words section: putting the handy in jack handey, Deep Thoughts, Deep Throats. That Seinfeld "master of your domain" episode. Hey, you know what else is really good: What What by Samwell. Or Don't put it in your mouth. College Humor has some good stuff, too. As my friend says, they're like YouTube with a crap filter.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Masturbation
• 6 months to live
• Asian
• sex
• xxx
• schoolgirl
• shower
• bathtub
• nude
• boob
• butt
• dance
• strip
• webcam
• objectification of women
• long-lasting friendship
• mutual respect
• true love