Interview with Lowtax after Uwe Boll fight

Oh lowtax

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• Lowtax
• Uwe
• Boll
• Lowtakkks

[vladpiranha]

Seanbaby actually challenged Boll to a fight once, but Boll did reserach to see if he could fight and found out he's trained in Muay Thai. He chickened out. I guess it's only fair if his opponents are defenseless.

[henkdeveroveraar]

lol his movies may blow but i think uwe is fucking priceless xD. challenging haters to a boxing match. hes a funny man but he just should stop making movies.

[IggyHazard]

@vladpiranha He's making (or maybe already did) a Max Schmeling movie. 'Joe & Max' was excellent. Uwe's movie can't possibly be on-par with 'Joe & Max'. He'll probably falcone pawnch me for saying that.

[vladpiranha]

@IggyHazard Haha.

[IggyHazard]

@naval8viator Uwe needs to be challenged by an evenly matched fighter. Someone of the same experience and weight class. Problem is, do we have anyone like that on our side?

Uwe is no Max Schmeling. We need a Max Schmeling to challenge him. The irony would be downright poetic.

[IggyHazard]

@vladpiranha Muay Thai involves a lot of kicks and full-body techniques. Uwe probably assumed Seanbaby would use his legs, but if he did that, he'd be disqualified since this is regular Boxing, not Kick Boxing. As long as they're in the same weight class, agree to follow the same set of rules, and use only their fists, Uwe shouldn't have wussed out. But hey, there I go imposing my "imperialist" Western sense of justice on an anti-American internationalist eurofag.

[kwazhimself]

that fight was embarassing. he should switch cloths with the interviewer, then this would make sense

[ClichedCrusader]

Lowtax curses with children around? Someone call the IRL mods.

[naval8viator]

If you are going to try and save face by showing up to a match like this, at least take the beating like a man. He came here to save face, got his shit pushed in, and then gets on camera and tries to make a bunch of excuses about why he was dominated.  Lowtex, you sound like one of those pseudo-men that need to drink Dr. Pepper 10 to feel manly; thanks for showing up so that we can all watch another internet faggot get a good beat down.

[papajohn5656]

DON'T DRINK MY JUICE, DON'T CLICK LINKS, DON'T BUY MY MANGOSTEEN

[RafaelD1994]

@l3awl3ag See? You write so much shit and I don't even read it. TLDR.

And for what I read, you boring shit, I've never had my ass kicked for that reason, and I talk like that in real life, you can bet your ass on that. And I do that because I'm not a chicken nerd who can't defend himself. I am rather strong and have no problem envolving in a fight, if you prefer to keep your mouth shut about other people's annoyences, that's your own fucking problem, Mr. Boring Fuck Bastard. Period.