Les Song

We had to make a tribute to the man, the legend, the guy who, when he dies, will go to heaven and KICK GODS ARSE OUT OF THE THRONE to claim his righteous place as LORD OF EVERYTHING EVER.

Anyway, here are the lyrics:

There's a man in every town
Who picks you up each time you're down
He's madder than a circus clown
He'll wave at you for days
He'll always be there at the bar
High-vis jacket, smiling hard
He's not an alcy - not like George
He's a legend, and a saint

The Doctor told you "Les, my son,
You've got to stop the raving
Noone thought you'd had a stroke
They just thought you were waving".

I wonder where you're going
You walk a million miles a day
Even when it's snowing
You're on your merry way
Trudging up St Thomas hill
A flat-cap wearing Tom Bombadil
The blizzard's strong, but so's your will
You're going shed tonight

The Doctor told you "Les, my son,
You've got to stop the raving
Noone thought you'd had a stroke
They just thought you were waving".

Les you're a legend
Won't be the same without you Leslie
Though you're not dead yet
Neither is Elvis Presley

There's a man in every town
Who picks you up each time you're down
He's madder than a circus clown
He'll wave at you for days
Trudging up St Thomas hill
A flat-cap wearing Tom Bombadil
The blizzard's strong, but so's your will
You're going shed tonight

The Doctor told you "Les, my son,
You've got to stop the raving
Noone thought you'd had a stroke
They just thought you were waving".

Les you're a legend
There'll be a statue at the White Horse, Leslie
Though you're not dead yet
Neither is Elvis Presley

In our minds
In our hearts

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Les
• Launceston
• Comedy

[eatfoss]

Glad you like it :D

[ben21tvr]

It makes me laugh so much that i wee!!