Your chance to be in a book.

I have decided to go through with the internet celebrity book, and I am offering you the opportunity to be featured. I will pledge five thousand words to the person who can get MostFamousDavid the most attention.

Wrestlers, Anonymous, SomethingAwful, 4Chan, Oprah, Barak Obama, John McCain, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, CNN, Hollywood, The Chicago Film Board, Zombie Sharks with Snakes for Legs, James Randi, Richard Dawkins, and more will be featured in the book. This is your chance to join them. What are you waiting for.

Whoever can generate the most views for the MostFamousDavid channel will win the competition. The competition will be finished at the end of March.

*The five thousand words can be on any topic you choose. If you have a charity, website, film, person, or opinion you want to be featured in a book, now is your chance to do something about it!

Obviously topics on porn, sex, threesomes, and the like can be covered to a certain extent, but things of an illegal manner, such as rape, murder, pedophiles, and bestiality will only be covered to a limited degree.

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• internet
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[philrayho]

I thought you said you lost all that weight?

hahahah

your a joke

bye

[MostFamousDavid]

I will actually be covering angry internet dwellers in my book at some length.

[philrayho]

I thought you said you lost all that weight?

hahahah

your a joke

bye

[MostFamousDavid]

"You're."

Also, I am sure you know that the face and the stomach are the two places that lose weight last.

I'm down to 195, 16% BF, and my squat is up to 300. Yeah, there's a long way to go before I am in the six-pack club, but I am no longer overweight.

Bye.

[iseeredpeoples]

i try and get my videos over benn my dayghter is the biggest smallest manchester united fan

[chodadogSA]

how interesting.

[sergioromas9966]

your an ass

[Quionic7]

You don't actually believe in that creationist bullshit do you?

btw, u kinda look like "Retarded Policeman"

[MostFamousDavid]

My book is about my exploits on the internet. It's about how some chickens hide behind anonymity online while others use it as a means to try to get famous. It's about the atheists who want me dead, and the people who ruined a film project.

Here's a challenge. Cast my film right now. With the talent who auditioned. You can't do it can you?

What a freak.

[MostFamousDavid]

This is very libelous, and I am reporting you to YouTube.

[anoncanzsmash]

stop trying to be anonymous, you stupit dopey bastard. Ebaumsworld sucks cocks in hell.

[MostFamousDavid]

I'm sorry, I don't speak your language.

However, if you win, I will write the bonus chapter in moron just for you.