Slogan Shogun (10-9-09)

First open mic reading with the Black Sunshine Arts 'n Entertainment group.

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Hey.
Did you hear?
Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

Be royalty today.
Be a king.
Youre the king.
Royal swiss.
Royale with cheese.
Youre the boss.
Where youre the boss.
Where value is king.
Eat like a king,
not a clown.
Youre no clown with the crown.

Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

Eat right.
Eat right now.
BOGO, SO GO
Buy one, get one
Trans-fat-free.
Arent you hungry?
Its better here.
Where its good to be square.
Brown bag special.
Soft shell specialty

Hey.
Did you hear?
Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.




Why pay more?
Pay less.
Its a thick burger,
a six dollar sick burger.
Double stack.
Value meal.
Supersized.
Two for one,
two for two,
five for five.
A hard shell hard sell.

Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

The fires ready.
Run for the border.
Heatin up at the border.
Cool down with a Blizzard.
Feed your inner child.
Your - outer ones, too.
Make your stomach happy,
with a happy meal.
Your ultimate drink spot.
Where we do chicken right.
Arent you hungry?

Hey.
Did you hear?
Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

You deserve a break today.
Have it your way.
Have it my way.
Or the sky high
chicken thigh way
Or have it your way.
What you crave.
Have you tried the cravin filet?
What are you cravin today?
What arent you cravin today?




Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

Wheres the beef?
Get your burgers worth.
Arent you hungry?
Now open late.
24 hour.
Early breakfast.
Late lunch.
Dine-in dinner.
Fourth meal.
Gather round the good stuff.

Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

Do you believe in magic?
Wake up with the king.
Hot n juicy.
Give a little nibble
All beef patty.
Six inch.
Mondo size.
¼ pounder.
A tasty treat.
It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
If it dont - get all over the place
it dont - belong in your face.
Special sauce.
Do what tastes right.
Chicken breast.
Kickin thighs.
Finger lickin good.
Think outside the bun.
Eat fresh.
Girl, Im gonna make you hungry.
We love to see you smile.
Im lovin it.
MmmmIm lovin it.

Hey.
Did you hear?
Mcrib is back.
Mcrib is back.

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• poetry
• performance
• poem
• spoken
• word
• slogan
• slogans
• Black
• Sunshine
• gestures
• McRib

[deimosazra]

I kicked myself repeatedly for not including the Big 'n Tasty in there, but, by the time I remembered it, I had already memorized the poem rigidly and was so fearful of adding new lines.

[jamin2242]

yo, 4th meal is where it's at.

whatever happened to the mcDLT?