"I make a twat of myself" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA

Another "Ugly Slapper" production.
Entitled.."I make a Twat of myself"
Tally ho and... bring your sense of humour with ya..

Here are the Lyrics...

I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
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It's the Middle of winter
I just wear a t-shirt
Jackets are for wimps you know
I look real hard
With my biceps showing
In three feet of drifting snow

Out on the town
The girls are looking
They're looking at the state of me
I was out for seven,
But by half past eleven
I'm totally out of my tree

I never seem to know
When to stop
UNtil it's far too late
I fall out of bars
Go tit over arse
And break the fall with my face

I have another one, for the road
And the room then starts to spin
I'm over the limit
Covered in vomit
Shitfaced once again

CHORUS
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van

I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van

I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
Munching on a Donner kebab

I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
I piss in the wardrobe instead
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With a wobble I struggle
To the taxi rank
While muching on a donner kebab
Most of the meat
Is at my feet
And the rest, I puke up in the cab

Arriving home at 2am
My key wont fit in the door
Well it probably would
If I actually stood
But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor

CHORUS
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I get in the house eventually
And I crawl up the stairs to bed
The toilet I need
But I'm so bloody pee'd
I piss in the wardrobe instead.

When I wake next day
On the bedroom floor
I remember the night before
So off to the pub I venture
I'm shitfaced again once more

CHORUS
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(c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08

Cheerio.

Lee.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• FUNNY
• DRUNK
• VX220NA
• UGLY
• Girls
• ugly
• Slapper
• original
• comedy
• song
• pissed
• twatted
• fat
• fatty

[hodgy151]

hahahaha mint m8 legend!!!!!!

[vx220na]

Cheers Hodgy, /me bows.

;)

[JACK1704FTM]

Quality that video and song like :D!!

[vx220na]

Nice one Jack, Glad you liked it.

Lee.

[EliteGunner27]

hahaha the good old days nice m8 keep makeing these

[vx220na]

@EliteGunner27 Not looked at this one for ages. Godd fun. :)

Thanks Elite... Glad ya liked it.

Takes me back too.

New one coming soon!!!!!

Lee. ;)

[PeakPack]

I love your videos keep the songs and videos up !

[Reservoirdogg89]

cheers mate nice one haha

[STU7044]

I will always love this video......

[Bohacification]

I make a twat twat twat twat twat of myself.

[Pluckyxo]

Sometimes I sit on the toliet backwards and pretend I'm riding a motorcycle

[harveythepilot]

whos bob the biad



[conorscott101]

you are seriously a genius... its in the schools now... i am 14 i see a fatty lol

[TheNetbuster7]

fuckin cracker, everyone can relate, especially me lol, keep it up.

[LargoSensei1983]

Legend! Haha, I dare say I've made a twat of myself far too many times through drinking! Nice one!

[deej4ymrcee]

GAAAAAY

[Ciaran666]

haha nice

[WildmanBorneo]

TWAT