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The top US military leader in Iraq says troops must stay, Iran is adding thousands of new centrifuges to its nuclear facility, and Zimbabwe reaches out to other African nations. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.

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  • Sorry, but you have moved away from reporting the news in a fun way and moved into mischaractorizing. You have really misrepresented the Generals testamony even though it was done in jest.

    Iran was very funny.

  • I expounded on and satirized a direct quote: "I have repeatedly noted that we haven't turned any corners," Petraeus said. "We haven't seen any lights at the end of the tunnel. The champagne bottle has been pushed to the back of the refrigerator."

    And if you google it on news dot google dot com, you'll see it's a description he uses repeatedly in many interview situations not just in his testimony this week.

  • Why the animosity towards all airlines?

  • Because flying is invariably a hellish experience these days.

  • "It's a holiday! Maybe I invented it, I don't know."

    Lol. Do you script this or do you just say what comes to mind?

  • I write the "straight" parts. The insanity is all improv.

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  • oh band e khoda nakar danesh BOOGH mizaneh

  • hahah your soo funny good one

  • Say what about Saturn and Earth?!?

  • Saturn's going to crash into WHAT!

    Wait, aren't we allot smaller than Saturn?

    Ah Ha! Another lie about the war!

  • is there a story of bush and marshal law ?And Habeus Corpus .And could you tell it

  • Where do you come up with this stuff? Talking about nuclear bombs...er...power over coffee? Pedicures? I don't know where it comes from, but its welcome anytime! Thanks again, Marta.

  • Shes HOTT

  • OH...my...Gawd. You are Canadian??!!! Arian (above), you are so ignorant I don't know where to start. Here's a thought, stop having opinions on your own country, and the other ones too. Canada is NOT in Iraq, never was. Canada is not helping the U.S. provoke Iran, either. And BTW, take a fucking spelling class sometime, so we can clearly understand your genius. You're clearly illiterate, so why don't you write about our super-duper educational system. You're an embarrassment.

  • Actually, a Marta Rage might make for an interesting show . . .

  • Iran will do what the U.S. wants it to do. Or else.

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