The Banana song

The Banana Song: lyrics

Bananas are a lovely fruit
they are subtle and supple
Oh so delicious, too.
I think theyre so good
I learned how to open one properly today
Off of Youtube!
Pinch it from the bottom, itll split in two, then peel it
Its how monkeys do it
They have so many varied uses
prepared in so many ways
So delicious, helpful and awesome
Why dont we use it every day?
GET THIS!
Take a banana and wipe the meat thats the part you eat
On a scratched CD or CAR I kind of crashed yesterday
Wipe it around, then wipe it off That is, the banana on the scratched bit
And then the scratch is gone. ITS MAGIC! Its crazy, just look at your car now!
You can see how awesome they are BANANAS!!!!

Alright: heres another
Take a banana peel and cut a piece off Get some tape too!
Tape it to your splinter Or if you have a wart
and cover it good
Within a week, maybe a day
Itll DISAPPEAR
The powerful banana magic is so awesome
You should fear it
Bananas are a lovely fruit
they are subtle and supple
Oh so delicious, too.
Bananas OOOOoooooh
Alright, Recipe Time!!!
Recipe Tiiiiime
Take a banana, slice it and dice it, peanut butter too
Marshmallow fluff and what do you get?
Well put it on some bread first, dude!
And thats called A FLUFFER NUTTER! (ITS REALLY GOOD)

Alright, heres another
Take a banana cut it into pieces, put it in a blender oh! Thats great!
Crushed ice, vanilla ice cream too, maybe some milk if youre feeling Irate
Blend it up! Then youve got a banana milkshake, add some whipped cream on top for extra flavor! Its delicious
The portions you should learn by haaaaand Estimate!
OOooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooo
Bananas are a lovely fruit
they are subtle and supple
They are delicious, you should have one too.
Dont you wish the magic of bananas happened every day!
OOooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooo
Bananas
OOooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooo
BanaaaaaAAAaaaanas

Improv

Theyve got potassium too SCURVY!

http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2010/05/17/100-things-to-do-with-a-banana/commen...

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[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

Awesome song I must say =]

[wolflllover]

Haha, awesome! xD

[marsman888]

This is hilarious!

[denttinpatel]

haha great!!!!

[Drun53]

nidoqueen!

[soophieeeeex]

HAHAHAHAH wow i love you guyss. SWINDLED

watchhh my other vidsssssss

xx sophieeeeeeeeee

[mach1235]

you're no prize either, little girl. but thanks.

[audymi13]

wow lol

[cintijaa]

haha :P

[AwesomeStunters]

lol