I Humped A Goat

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I Humped A Goat

Said I remember when I used to be,
I couldnt get laid I was so lonely,
I wanted sex and wanted it bad,
But finding women was so hard.

So one summer night, while the breeze was blowing,
And my sexual drive was glowing,
I looked in the distance, what did I see,
It was my neighbor goat called Nancy.

I grabbed my rough rider and I jumped the fence,
I was nervous paranoid and intense,
I carried some grass, it was not my intention,
But it was the only way to get the goat attention.

The goat started to eat, I started to dance,
Grab my condom pull down my pants,
I made sure the goat was lubricated,
And then I started penetrating..

Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat
Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat

I stick my anaconda deep down inside,
The goat cried out, Oh My, Oh My
I said Baby, Baby you got to take the pain,
Because a standing banana has no brain..

Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat
Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat

I know you all may think Im joking,
But Nancy the goat, she was a virgin,
She enjoyed the sweetness, thats a proven fact,
Cause when I was coming the goat wine back.

Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat
Yes I humped a goat, yes I humped a goat.

Everything gonna be alright,, Everything gonna be alright,
Everything gonna be alright,, Everything gonna be alright.
Go Nancy Go Nancy,, I humped a goat called Nancy
Go Nancy Go Nancy,, I humped a goat called Nancy

Oh I will never, hump a cow you know,
Because I watched the Oprah Winfrey Show,
But if I change my mind, I want ten condom please.
Because I dont want no mad cow disease....


The End
Written By: Mr Pregnant
On Thursday June 7th 2007
Copyright 2007


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Appeared on VH1 Webjunk 20 
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Appeared on VH1 Webjunk 20 Again
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1548128&vid=124913

Appeared on MTV Canada Live 
http://www.mtv.ca/mtv-live/home.jhtml

Appeared on The Dave Chapelle Show
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11921

Appeared on NBC News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx6SRR3r-y8

AOL Talks About Mr Pregnant
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Appeared on New Zealand Television
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Appeared on Revision3.com
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[12345678987654321hi]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[VolcomSkaters13]

This officially owns Rebecca Black in the face.

[liddohdomokun]

whut up with dis dude with pots nd pans on his head im even more mature than him nd im 11

[Kittycat2221]

scared right now.

[TrueSomename]

@babygirllexg no he really humped a goat the goat died in child birth mister pregnaunt was very down after that :(

[neversaynever788]

holy quacamole



[spiderscwein5]

yeah xD

[aidenmckinnon]

legend !

[happyerin1997]

he didn't close his eye's it gave me a nightmare.

[MrRasmus55]

The good old pregnant :).

[budi2033]

how dear you use Bobmarlys song like that

[pickos500]

epic