A CRIME IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND THE ENERGY IS ANGRY. A POOR GIRL WILL GO HOME WITH A HIPSTER WEARING A FADED "TOOL" T-SHIRT BECAUSE SHE "LIKE HIS FACE" AND WE ALL KNEW THAT THIS WOULD BE THE END OF THIS GREAT GIRL FROM COLORADO THAT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JACKSON POLLACK AND JASPER JOHNS. WITH HER CROOKED TEETH AND ENORMOUS BREASTS SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT AFTER AN ILL-ADVISED TRIP TO SEARCH FOR THE TACO TRUCK THAT ONLY EXISTS THROUGH A TWITTER AND A BREAKFAST AT SWINGERS HER DREAMS WILL BE TRASHED BY HER LOVER WHO HATES ANYONE THAT ACTUALL CREATES. NO SHE WILL SIMPLY GIVE UP BECAUSE THE HOT GUY WHO WOULD LATER FINALLY ADMIT TO BEING BISEXUAL LEANING TOWARD DUDES SAYS THAT SHE SHOULD QUIT HER PAINTING BECAUSE HE HAS SEEN BETTER. SHE WAS COOL BUT KNOW SHE IS BITTER AND LIVING IN A STATE KNOWN ONLY FOR WINTER SPORTS AND SHE HATES SNOW. DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!
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