Assault with a Deadly Penis
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But... I DO want to assault people with my penis..
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well put
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my girlfriend has a 20 inch penis and when she gets mad at me she whips it out and jizzes all over me.
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@PHXMASTER doug benson
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links they're in the side bar..CLICK EM! hehehe i like you
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lmao the video title made me laugh
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Get a job
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This lady must of been some hot piece of ass. XD
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Takes "now my cock is so big in some states its even illegal" to a whole new level.(Thats off a video called billy mays sells extenze.)But anyway Funny video!And btw where do you get all that info?!
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My dick just died...
can i burry it in your ass??? best pick up line ever!
PHXMASTER 2 years ago 14
"hey baby, my penis is legally a deadly weapon"
greatest pick up line ever?
0killthebatman0 2 years ago 9