Pick Up Lines That Work
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Step 1: write your phone # on a card/napkin etc..
Step 2: walk up to a fine piece o' ass and hand her you number
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@RobThomasperth Ya sure ya ugh hugh.
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@crud4 u sound like a homo! bet u havnt ever pulled a chick, your a fat ugly nerd!
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I've got a line that will get you ANY GIRL YOU WANT. Are you ready?
Hey, could you tell me if this smells of chloroform please?
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hahahahaha this IS SO FAKE hahahahahahaha
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@lilrider100 Correction, best pickup line ever...get in the van.
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I like to make fun of what many people would consider to be attractive women, call them fat and ugly- in turn they seek my approval and in the end everyone is happy because, well, I got laid and she can go back to being a self obsessed shallow materialistic wench with no soul or purpose in life other than to perpetuate silly stereo types of what women should be. I usually meet them at tanning salons....it helps if I'm wearing hair gel and a gold chain to accentuate my chest hair.
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so.. what do I take from this? girls don't know what they want? and I'm gonna do that, 'besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?' just to spite that it'll work. Seriously, you could go up to a girl and say 'hi, I'm [name]'. If you say it with the right emotion, the right confidence, she'll be smitten for literally no reason. Sometimes I can just say 'Hey, how are you?' in a fake newscaster voice and get her laughing about pretty much nothing, because she knows its in fun.
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Stupid B lack Bar is blocking the view of their skirts!
worst pickup line ever:....get in the van
lilrider100 1 year ago 40
if girls used the cheeseist pick up lines on guys it would work. Coz it would be funny
begood20000 1 year ago 16