South Park - suck my balls Mr Garrison [lyrics]

[Mr Garrison]
Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems
What is 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]
12

[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!

[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!

[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

[Stan]
Holy Shit Dude

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[Derekrm14]

press 8.

"JUICE-AYY!"

[Dave123930]

fuck it

[retniwtterb]

ROFL PRESS 9!



[MrJiffyPOPPOP]

@TheRazzar24 OH IT"S THE MOVIEEEEEEYEAH!

[JakeeAllDay]

lol look at the letter F! 0:47

[J2R7O4P0]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[RyansHarlequinGirl1]

I used to have this on my phone and know it off by heart

[TheRazzar24]

@3250i its the movie

[poetryexpert90]

This is the south park bigger longer & uncut

[TheMaddennfl11]

how would u like 2 suck my balls

[MrKewlbeans13]

Suck my balls

[Flameon7112000ll]

what episode is this