Nikola the Poker Pro (Original Song)

This is just a goofy song I wrote for a friend. It is not meant to be a "real" song like my other originals.

Lyrics:

Well I saved up my money and I took a trip
For that European experience
And wound up in a bar you would not believe
The craziest place I've ever been there were
Bosnians, Serbs and Albanians
Croats in the back, and football on TV
Suddenly one of them stood and said
"Serbian scum, I'm gonna kill you dead"
The place fell silent
But then to my surprise
The bartender pulled out a deck of cards
And started dealin' right at the bar
After ten minutes
I could not believe my eyes
He was

Chorus:
Nikola the poker pro
I was just some American Joe
But I saw a new world order that day
When Nikola took all their money away

Well he didn't cheat but you can bet he bluffed
Had 'em all confused, straight up flushed
Turnin' up their hands in misery
And I started thinkin' I should hit the door
If that Nikola wins any more
I might be a part of World War III
Cause he's

(Repeat chorus)

Well it was not bloody
But still a brutal battle
And I watched those men leave
Sad and rattled
And I asked the Serb
Where'd you learn to play?
And he said

I'm Nikola the poker pro
I learned from you American Joes
But there's a new world order today
'Cause you just watched me take
All their money away
That Nikola took
All their money away

(c) 2009 Joe L. Mangiardi

Category:

Music

Tags:

• nikola
• poker
• pro
• joe
• mangiardi
• joesongman
• songman
• acoustic
• unsigned
• country
• folk
• original

[steamhacker1408]

You looks like Francis from LEFT 4 DEAD !

FRANCIIIISSS!

[Hohlerkuerbis]

thats a pretty cool song and you have a good voice this song is one of the petter ones on youtube :)

[gildedajnick]

hahaha ur the man

[shnos]

I disagree don't think this is too bad

[Chillem4200]

hahahah ur terrible!!!!