Fork It ! 'in the shop'

The duck tape girl came by with a big pot roast,she said cut you a piece,I said I have no knife, what do you wont me to do?She said,,Fork It !,,No cutlery,I rode-er out,now I have to rider-er back,no big deal,ride,rider-er cowboy.Go Daddy she said with that Sarah Palin grin.red,white and blue annoying orange.Free improvement you can do to improve everday life.No duck tape needed,U.S. army issue or not.Worlds largest horse,now that is a big piece of red meat.No joke Jose,eat it,she said.With chopsticks?Simple easy to do it yourself project DIY after years of try this,try that,test,test,and more tests. this shape is the winner.Why are they bent anyway?can you go straight for a day,at least a week.Give it a fair test.coconut cream pie,hot guacamole,t-bone steak,potted meat,hot pot buttered broccoli,slow cooked green peas,peanut butter pop tarts,big kahuna burger with mayo and big onion,free rice, eat it with a fork,try them all.You don't need a fork to eat a corn dog at the state county fair.If you plan on eating blue cherry jello with a fork,use only one cup of water.recipe calls for two cups.once you try one straight you will not go back.Try a free liver dinner with extra biscuit.Use your straight fork.Do not feed your cat vienna sausage.Did I say, cat gas?My,My,hold your nose.Blame it on the junkyard dog.Old blue tick hound he is.Did you know that hairless dogs don't have any hair on them.I saw a hairless last week.I should have left a tip.Two dimes at least,or a dollar.Ponder that mind movie.It was not a teaparty.No cake no cookies.This fork is a perfect companion to that golden ufo battery powered silver spoon you have.chrome plated gold zippo,I don't think so.Flip one for a clue.Just random thoughts,R.I.P. Warren Zevon.This is not a machine shop fiascio.If you are tired of listening to Rush Limbaugh,send for me.I don't know the anwser either,but I will talk about it.Whiskey in a jar - my home town.Get-er done.Metal work will impress your heavy metal steampunk girl friend with them michellephan gypsy hippie chick moon pie eyes..I still do not have proof that,it was that good looking redneck girl that farted the other day.If you know kung fu good enuff you can fight yourself.Be a winner.no wagering,place a bet.No blueprint needed.Subscribe,leave a comment.pass it on to a friend.Thanks,jules & vincent.I will see you on Mhammed's Radio.Paradise by the dash board light, entertainment at it's best,no popcorn, smoke and mirrors,duck tape tricks on friday night,Who was D.L.Lawrence?

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[sidecrank]

Some one said to me once that there were two or three kinds of forks...garden forks dinner forks and forkers like you. Why do you want straight forks? Thanks I enjoy your vids keep um coming.

[shopdogsam]

@sidecrank Hot buttered spaghetti comes to mind. Thanks

[silentfades]

why would anyone like a straight fork ?

[shopdogsam]

@silentfades Chopsticks=Sushi,,,Straight fork=Catfish,,,Thanks

[noobskateronly11]

fucking INTENSE

[Dizzra1]

@astrofishy35 I know, side rec videos are crazy!

[Febeleh]

If you are worried about scratching the fork, or ruining the design, you could wrap a towel on the hammer head to minimized damage.

[astrofishy35]

this is the strangest video i have ever watched in my entire life!!! who uses a straight fork???!!!???.

[astrofishy35]

well, this isn't related to cutlerylover. LOL

[bignige0123]

what the hell did i just click my way into.....and why the hell did i watch the whole thing..!!

[sweete1996]

how about a straight spoon :)

[MrRShoaf]

Sam, I don't understand the concept of straightening the fork. If flat, it would be difficult to pick up off the table. What advantage do you feel you are getting?

[allengoodman69]

(Q) Do you know what you get when you cross a cement mixer with a pitch fork ?

(A) A mortar forker.

^ l l { l\l

[XPBERNARDO]

what a freak. How about straightening your head too...MORON...