The Chlamydia Song

This is about how my friend gave me chlamydia.

Lyrics:

let me tell you my problem,
I caught a disease off a guy named jon
passed it on to christina,
I got puss dripping out my 2 inch shlong

I'm finding it hard to pee
and my balls have swollen,
and sometimes my penile discharge is green

Jonny gave me chlamydia
jonny gave me chlamydia
jonny gave me chlamydia


hes a bastard, but i still love him

Category:

Music

Tags:

• jon
• jonny
• chlamydia

[hoverflysmiles]

Hey mate! Awesome - I love it - what do you think of my upload about chlamydia but in parody to the fresh prince?

[lilthugette123]

i cant here u, but ur god at guitar x

[titter07]

wanker

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, it's me, Secretia Collins back again from SecretiaTV... no, I'm not high on crack or pvc. I prefer alcohol and prescriptions. They're legal.

[aceofkills]

what the fuck??!?! Are you high on crack or pcp or something?

[aceofkills]

wow this song is awesome :D can you mail me the tab or give me a link to one please :D

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, Secretia Collins here from SecretiaTV... why is everyone so down on Chlamydia? Are you all jealous of Chlamydia because she's a super model, a friend of mine, or that she's just from Kenya? Anyhoo, I just love Chlamydia!

[toneharm]

stoops

[crowjo]

hope it's cleared up.....ahhhh chlamydia, such good times. still love you my hetero life partner x

[snaude00]

that was pretty surreal and disturbing....