Houston, We Have A Solution - Andy Cobb

Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave shouldn't be given the impression that we'd miss you. It's cool. We can stay in touch on Facebook or whatever.

If using "Clan Of The Cave Bear" footage to describe the end result of Libertarianism seems to imply Libertarians are misguided regressives who would return us to lives that are primitive, brutish, and short...yeah, that sounds about right.

Some commenting tips for the inevitable Ron Paul supporters:

1. I know your candidate doesn't literally advocate trading guns or rocks, but I'm being generous. His actual proposals are far more impractical.

2. I beseech you, before you leave your adorably earnest comments, spell check. For the love of God, spell check.

3. The caps lock is released by depressing the key marked "caps lock" on the left side of your keyboard. I encourage you to avail yourself of the dynamic range its use provides. Best of luck! (Or, in Ron Paul fanboy speak: "BEST OF LUCK LMAO RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL NO IMF!!!!!!")

By Andy Cobb.

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Thanks for watching.

(Purists could argue whether or not Karl Rove is a Texan, he was not born there, but long made it his home. If this fails to live up to your standards of accuracy in Youtube videos, I happily concede the point. I.O.U. 96 seconds of precious life).

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[Magni56]

I'd be all for it. Of course, after any and all federal property is removed (Leaving those nukes would be akin to handing a crate of grenades to a 5-year-old.) and any outstanding obligations are paid down in full.

[captnavenger]

I can't stop watching this. If only.

[Spacebattler]

Burden of proof is on you.

[Thomas Jefferson]

The hate spewed forth in this video only proves that secession from such arrogance is none too soon.

[Karl Latham]

genius

[TheUsername217]

Name your new country Dumbfuckistan

[publicanimal]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Dcorbi00]

wat the fuck is this bull shit, with out texas this so called nation would collapse, we currently control the majority of americas import/export on our coast, furthermore this state also carries several oil refinaries along with major pipelines. with out the income of my proud state your so called united states wont be so united anymore, think on that you fucking douche bag and do your god damn research before you go and talk shit about something you know nothing about

[Mo Strad]

Re elect Bush in new Texas

[Marc Ganancias]

This is great!

[AHPMB]

An entire state of chicken-hawks who like to talk big, but can't carry anything through? Sounds like Texas to me. We, the sane part of America welcome your attempt peckerwoods. Because, after all, it worked out so well for you in the 1860s. Maybe this time, when we launch a second Reconstruction, we can just leave Texas a military district, and keep them from polluting our legislature.

[DasUberwurst]

Sounds Awesome!!