Houston, We Have A Solution - Andy Cobb

Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave shouldn't be given the impression that we'd miss you. It's cool. We can stay in touch on Facebook or whatever.

If using "Clan Of The Cave Bear" footage to describe the end result of Libertarianism seems to imply Libertarians are misguided regressives who would return us to lives that are primitive, brutish, and short...yeah, that sounds about right.

Some commenting tips for the inevitable Ron Paul supporters:

1. I know your candidate doesn't literally advocate trading guns or rocks, but I'm being generous. His actual proposals are far more impractical.

2. I beseech you, before you leave your adorably earnest comments, spell check. For the love of God, spell check.

3. The caps lock is released by depressing the key marked "caps lock" on the left side of your keyboard. I encourage you to avail yourself of the dynamic range its use provides. Best of luck! (Or, in Ron Paul fanboy speak: "BEST OF LUCK LMAO RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL NO IMF!!!!!!")

By Andy Cobb.

Check out more Andy Cobb satire here, with the mighty Public Service Administration:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Election08
http://www.youtube.com/publicserviceadmin
http://www.publicserviceadministration.com

Thanks for watching.

(Purists could argue whether or not Karl Rove is a Texan, he was not born there, but long made it his home. If this fails to live up to your standards of accuracy in Youtube videos, I happily concede the point. I.O.U. 96 seconds of precious life).

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[fitzd78]

Most Texans speak Spanish???  Hardly!!! My experience is that most Anglo Texans barely speak and write English.

Funny how Texans seem to think they don't need the US. Guess that's why Texas receives more money from Washington than it sends to Washington. Indeed, it is one of the largest recipients of federal largess (look it up you ignorant toothless hillbillies)

So secede--PLEASE!!!!!!!!!--and don't let the screen door hit you in the ass!!!!

[imusfan48]

'Libertarian Magic Dust'!!!

[captnavenger]

I can't stop watching this. If only.

[NRAdude]

@jpdemers Even if that website exists, you still haven't answered my question about them stating that before the liberals and Obama said it. For starters.

[jpdemers]

@NRAdude You do know how to use Google, right? Look up the "Teabagging for Jesus" lady, just for starters.

[jpdemers]

@barudzija7 We, too, are embarassed that you are american. (By the way, what is there in Texas that's amusing?)

[secondcitythisweek]

See Andy Cobb LIVE in Hollywood! Sat 7/16 8P $10

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[dieseldog00]

@lastchancetodazle Grammer...grammer...GRAMMER. It's no wonder Texas is next to dead last in education(only Mississippi is lower).

[Hector575]

you cant honestly say that you wont miss willy nelson or chuck norris!!!???

[studiouslaura]

This is awesomeness squared. I hate TexAss, and I live here. I will be escaping from this state before the ink on my diploma is dry, taking all the smarts that I have gained here into a better, more rational state in this country.

Thanks for this video, it really made me giggle.

[cubancigarlover]

If Texas becomes independent for whatever reason, send the conservatives out of here!

[barudzija7]

we want to secede because all the yankee cunts are coming to our state and turning it into a goddamn amusement park. we are embarrassed to be american and you should be too.