Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave...
Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave shouldn't be given the impression that we'd miss you. It's cool. We can stay in touch on Facebook or whatever.
If using "Clan Of The Cave Bear" footage to describe the end result of Libertarianism seems to imply Libertarians are misguided regressives who would return us to lives that are primitive, brutish, and short...yeah, that sounds about right.
Some commenting tips for the inevitable Ron Paul supporters:
1. I know your candidate doesn't literally advocate trading guns or rocks, but I'm being generous. His actual proposals are far more impractical.
2. I beseech you, before you leave your adorably earnest comments, spell check. For the love of God, spell check.
3. The caps lock is released by depressing the key marked "caps lock" on the left side of your keyboard. I encourage you to avail yourself of the dynamic range its use provides. Best of luck! (Or, in Ron Paul fanboy speak: "BEST OF LUCK LMAO RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL NO IMF!!!!!!")
By Andy Cobb.
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(Purists could argue whether or not Karl Rove is a Texan, he was not born there, but long made it his home. If this fails to live up to your standards of accuracy in Youtube videos, I happily concede the point. I.O.U. 96 seconds of precious life).
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Or wait, was it Austin. I can't remember who made the initial deal, but they're jackasses.
And don't say "Mexico attacked us first", because it's misdirection. We crossed the demilitarized zone before they shot at us; They shot first, but we committed the first act of war.
Why was there a war with mexico to secure Texan independence?
Because you could not fucking listen to the Mexican Government. "Free your slaves, convert to catholicism, and you can live here" "That's a great deal, we'll do it!"
Fast forward a few years, and, well, Houston is too big of a dick to live up to his word. Everything involving the Texas and Mexican American war should embarrass any American, without fail.
As a 5th Generation Texan, I know what freedom is and the price it takes to have it... Hmmm, but as I sit in all the bumper to bumper traffic these days, I notice a lot more lic. plates from out of state. I even asked a guy at the gas station one day, if he could tell me, What brought Col. Travis and men like him to Texas... and why there was a war with Mexico to gain the Indpent. of Texas... He reply was " I did not grow up here, so how would I know " my reply was then move back to California..
What do you bet some ass from California, Michigan or somewhere NE made this. Texas is flooded with these lib fools that have run their own state into the ground then come here looking for work. I guess we are next when they start voting local.
You must not know anything about Texas. And as a matter of fact,most of us do speak spanish,and who fought the battle of San Jacinto ? The Texans,and that was when TEXAS won their Independence.Texas was a Nation,and the only state that can raise the flag the same height as the United States Flag.Get educated or keep quite.
actually all 13 origional colonies were recognized as individual nations by the "Treaty of Paris" on September 3, 1783. all thirteen remained independent untill joining the union. The first was Delaware; Dec. 7, 1787. The last was Rhode Island May 29, 1790.
All states should fly their flag on top and take the empires flag down.
how dare them damn yankess demand we fly their imperial rag over our flag and at the same time say state flags cant be flown on federal property.
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And don't say "Mexico attacked us first", because it's misdirection. We crossed the demilitarized zone before they shot at us; They shot first, but we committed the first act of war.
Because you could not fucking listen to the Mexican Government. "Free your slaves, convert to catholicism, and you can live here" "That's a great deal, we'll do it!"
Fast forward a few years, and, well, Houston is too big of a dick to live up to his word. Everything involving the Texas and Mexican American war should embarrass any American, without fail.
all thirteen remained independent untill joining the union. The first was
Delaware; Dec. 7, 1787. The last was Rhode Island May 29, 1790.
All states should fly their flag on top and take the empires flag down.
how dare them damn yankess demand we fly their imperial rag over our flag and at the same time say state flags cant be flown on federal property.
Dude, you need hooked-on phonics.