10/15 Zapper

Enjoy the first page of "ZAPPER!" my NaNoWriMo project:

Robotic simulation prototype experiment number 425378787878787878 model Z was not your average robot.
But when Mrs. And Mr. Garfield entered the laboratory of Dr. Doctor J. T. A. M. Halfhishanmissin, they expected nothing but perfection.
Dr. Doctor Jerome Tribal America Mufasa Halfhishanmissin was an old man with a slight hunchback. He hobbled magnanimously down the hallway, humming old Elvis Presley tunes to himself. He pushed through the double doors, and stepped into the waiting room in which Mrs. And Mr. Garfield anxiously awaited.
Robotic simulation prototype experiment number 425378787878787878 model Z!--
The couple held their breath---
Is---!
The P.A system interrupted him: Dr. Halfhishanmissin, you are needed in intensive care!
Oh! Pardon me! he hobbled nimbly, smiling whimsically and he pushed the double doors open and vanished, leaving the anxious Mrs. And Mr. Garfield sitting in their seat, pasty faced.
Doctor, said a tall, bony blonde woman with a round face. Her nose was large, and she looked overly tanned. Z is not doing so well!
What is it, Lucky?
Lucky Hancock was Dr. Doctor Jerome Tribal America Mufasa Halfhishanmissins spunky assistant, as well as a graduate of Some University. Good ole SU!
Z is acting strange!
Well, what happened? the doctor asked.
I hit some buttons hereanduh
Dr. Halfhishanmissin turned to the readings and pressed a couple buttons. A long, narrow strip of paper emerged from the machine.
Oh no! Lucky, you mistakenly hit the button to inject hormones into it!
Well, poop! Lucky said, crossing her arms. And that couple just wanted a housecleaning robot, right?
Dr. Halfhishanmissin nodded and adjusted his very thick glasses and ran his hands through his puffy, messy, thick, gray hair. His lab coat was stained with pizza sauce and other foreign substances.
Well, I suppose well have to send Z to the couple anyway.maybe they wont notice!
Lucky nodded. If were lucky!


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fin for now.

(stupid youtube effs up and removes some of the quotation marks and effs up some of the dot dot dots, and the slash slash slashes, so you have to read past that. Hopefully it will make sense. kbye.

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[hpfanatic30]

Andy love.

[SamLovesHP]

Andy. Zapper is love.

[Andyisawizard]

:) I IZ!

[Andyisawizard]

Exactly.

[KavithaisPadfoot]

Haha, Andy, you're so random. <3

[lagosius]

Wallllllll-E!....I mean....Zaaaaappppppper!