The Ninja Squad (trailer)

One of seemingly one thousand utterly ludicrous "ninja" movies from Godfrey Ho, infamous shyster director of such legendary cut-and-paste craptaculars as "Ninja Terminator" and "Robo Vampire". Featuring Asians with inexplicable Australian accents, machine guns that kill people without causing them to bleed a drop, and hilariously attired ninjas in screaming neon outfits with tinfoil shoulder pads and headbands boldly emblazoned "Nin-Ja". Needless to say this is not one of the higher calibur motion pictures you will likely see in your life.

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Film & Animation

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[Marpharrore]

Okay, I've seen a lot of B-movies in my lifetime, but the fact that they SHOT THEIR KATANA BLADES AT EACH OTHER pushes it over the top for me.

[deadenddrivein]

huh? what? they shot their what blades at each other?

i just admire this movie for its poignant screenplay and its shattering examination of the human condition...

[retardskull]

Wow... It's a "compelling drama" apparently. Must be good.

[xman6918]

1:25 "didnt i tell u hes a ninja and a very dangerous man!" hahahahahaha

[ArrowRocks]

I've seen this. It was every bit as good as the trailer makes out to be :P

[zookatone]

"a compelling drama of romance!" lol

[Niobesnuppa]

LOL, dorky bright coloured outfits, headbands with pictures of ninjas on them, and such bad acting. xD

[LordAzanko]

@songboek thats the point these movies are not to be taken seriously....thats the reason to watch them cause they suck.....if your looking for authentic ninjas then gdfrey ho is not the way to go...but i love these movies though....

[aryx91]

THE NINJA SQUAD.

[songboek]

Godfrey movies suck big time!!!! bunch of white fools playing ninja. give me a break!!!

[browneyeddog31]

HAHAHAHA I have this movie on dvd...now I feel like watching it again!

[themassivebastard]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

your body

LMAO

[roger69er]

haha awesome use to love this as a kid, still good fights just shit acting and plot

[scruffybear78]

Does anyone know the what the song in the nightclub is in the background when Billy is drunk. It goes 'two for one, tonight for love, forever' or something and is Italian Synth 80's style.

[topo872]

"A compelling tale of romance..." awesome! They need to go back to making movies like this again!

[blAckg0D]

hm ordered it, wasnt really that hard thanks to amazon

[blAckg0D]

"hes going to die because of this" ...oh really? :D

i am so going to buy this, whatever it takes to find it on dvd.

[leifpetersen]

lol awsome!  bravo bravo!!! :D

[weelin83]

'Coming soon to a theatre near you'... Yeah right - this has 'straight to video' written all over it!

[snakes3425]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't Ninjas wear all black not red with a yellow headband that says NINJA on it, and don't they carry Katanas not machine guns?

[seawolf301]

wow old..

[Filmriss]

And if your naughty GODfrey sends the NINJA SQAAAAD!!

[Hady1994]

Such a funny film, I got this on DVD from a pound shop.

[Marpharrore]

Like at...1:08 or so. The two ninjas are dueling, then leap back and thrust out their swords and the blades come flying off at each other.

I wish I could see this movie. That and Robo Vampire.

[dragonlittle82]

THE NINJA SQUAD ... awesome !!!!