Dating Advice from John Mayer

It's kind of hard to hear, but here's what he's saying, more or less:

"Young, beautiful, fresh. I just, I, I look at you and I think GOD. Just, find good dudes! Find good guys. Don't find guys who have a stack of mags on top of their toilet, and watch Spike TV....If your boyfriend watches more than, like, 20 minutes of cop car chases, cut it out. And let me tell you, tell you one other secret, ladies. My new, my new class. If he is wearing a hat, like, a baseball cap, that baseball cap must be perfectly straight on his head. If that hat is even just one degree off this way or that way, it's actually relative to how much of a dick he is. So if it's 20 degrees that way, that's how much of a dick he is. And if his hat is all the way sideways, ruuuuuun! Stay in line with the hat. And if it's on backwards, he may want to arm wrestle. That's my "Over The Top" reference. Why am I babbling so much? It's because it leads into the next song, which is called I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You."

Category:

Music

Tags:

• john
• mayer
• ridgefield
• dating
• advice

[budpopcorn]

cannot understand what he's saying, mouth too close to microphone.

[kkleinman]

That's why I typed it out in the description. Some of the words are off, but it should hopefully make it easier to understand. haha, I've watched this so many times I almost have it memorized.

[jlefty64]

that was the most annoying screaming i've ever heard!

thanks for translating that on the side, very considerate of you.

[RustyShacklefuurd]

that hat theory is as consistant as gravity

[ARocketToTheStars]

@kkleinman theres a movie about arm wrestling with silvester stallone, called over the top . you're welcome

[kris245]

@kkleinman The movie Over The Top with Sly Stone...he had to arm wrestle to get custody of his kid.

[michaelBubleX]

if his cap's all the way to the side.....RUUUUUNNNNNNN!! he makes me wee XD xxx

[robert51590]

Over the Top was a movie about arm wrestling...

[ChloeCaoimhe]

why scream just when he says 'my class'

[hb2578]

If you're going to take video at a concert and post it on a website, please do not scream into the camera. Thanks.

[crankthetoto]

there is a movie called 'over the top' about arm wrestling and guys who like to turn their hats backwards