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Uploaded by on Dec 23, 2006

What realy goes on in a restaurant kitchen?
Never complain about the food, cus it makes the cook mad. Never return your food.

CRUDE TRANSLATION: "calm down dammit, *something* its hot food, your damn beef dammit, take some salt in the shit first get a little pull, damn, beef damn gotta have butter in, damn, and fry *spit* just swing the bits yeah, seems good. egg! yeah damnit, put some in the hair *something* heheh, damnit. Yeah it looks good then! damnit! nah damnit. real damn marinating gotta be on the bits. like that! oh right."

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  • its sweedish. confirmed it right now from this sweedish guy

  • Can you please translate? I will put translation in video info :D

  • this is f*cking fake..really you dont know how chefs die in kitchen to serve good food...i really wanna screw the person who posted this fake video..

  • This was a joke. Relax. Drink a glass of water. And how do you know that I don't kno what chefs go through to prepare good food? My cousin is a chef :)

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  • @Deswaldso "calm down dammit, *something* its hot food, your damn beef dammit, take some salt in the shit first get a little pull, damn, beef damn gotta have butter in, damn, and fry *spit* just swing the bits yeah, seems good. egg! yeah damnit, put some in the hair *something* heheh, damnit. Yeah it looks good then! damnit! nah damnit. real damn marinating gotta be on the bits. like that! oh right."

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  • u cuz is a fag

  • Wtf Lmao

  • That is the secret ingredient for any Italian food!!

  • Tha Fuck?!

  • this guy must be high on something lol

  • And thats why I like Swedish food

  • hes got the hand/ spit cross contamination of mr oliver. wow. thats 2 then.

  • Swedish meal time in the 20's

  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY HEALTH VIOLATIONS!!!!!!! SOMBODY CALL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! IZZZZZZZ DIZ FU DRUNK!!!!!? U GUKED UP OUT DEM BARS??

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