101 ways to get kicked out of wal mart!!!

lol these are the only ones i could think of...so i need your help!!!plese tell me some more ways to get kicked out of wal-mart,k-mart,or target!!!!!good luck and have fun?!?!

the song is billy gilman-one voice...a beautiful song,right?\
this is not a comntest-i will putit all together when i have enough ways...

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[CleonanTehGnome]

This one time... I found a page from a Playboy, put it in a Jack-In-The-Box, and put it in the center of the main isle, and watched a confused little boy show his horrified mother! XD

I know, I know... I'm going to hell.

[aqua6296]

@CleonanTehGnome LMFAO! That's the best Comment I've ever seen on here. xD

[emochicksixx]

19- throw all the bouncy balls in the isle and say,"Pikachu i choose you!!!"

20-then after all of that when they try to throw you out say,"it's a free country, i can be weird all i want to be!" then breakdance on the floor.

[emochicksixx]

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by

Sir-Mix-Alot.

17-put little ketchup packs under the toilet seats in the bathrooms,and when people come to use the stall, run!!!(it will explode under them)

18-yell at every person who looks at you,"I'm a virgin!!!!"

[emochicksixx]

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

[emochicksixx]

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

[emochicksixx]

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

[melissa39ism]

OMG!!! It's Billy Gilman!!! I used to have the biggest celebrity crush on him, lmao :D

[Thesuperdummies02]

ride a bike around the store and say u r taking it for a test ride

[sky19176]

Put a wig in an employes head and then put super glue on their head

[1anmonty1]

U can also ride around on one of their bikes and cut people off

[1anmonty1]

I got kicked out cuz I suctioned all the plungers to the floor