Part 1 - Entering God's Junkyard: Why I Hate Canada

Worst road trip ever. Don't go to Windsor, Canada, and DEFINITELY don't go to Pelee Island. You've been warned!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• road trip
• summer
• vacation
• windsor
• canada
• pelee island
• disaster
• funny

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Sucks you had no fun! You should come to Toronto or go to wasaga beach. Trust me its great! PS Stay away from Windsor I am Canadian and I admit it SUCKS! Hispanic man in a tie dye shirt no kidding.... what in the world were you thinking going for drinks with this guy. Hope you come back and have a better experience.

[ashley142388]

Thanks! I agree - Toronto seems to be a much better choice. Maybe someday.

[NuyBard]

Yes, Pelee Island is dreadful, stay away. It's where all those dreadful men in Hawaiian shirts are from! Yes, Toronto is a much much better place for you to go to.. or even better, Saskatoon..

[1693caterpillar]

I'm glad your warning warning your friends not to come to Canada. We don,t want you here any way

[gunnerdelta]

You hate canada because you go to two insignificant towns?

Ignorant. 

[delsolpep]

Btw, next time while you are bothering your fathers, ask your mothers how to apply sunscreen. It's too bad as there are miles of beautiful sandy beaches (fish point--with live fish), it is lake Erie not a swimming pool. Anyone that sits in a room at a winery to pass time will definitely not enjoy their time there. Your story sounds like a tale of kids that bit off more than they could handle.

[delsolpep]

First off---you would have had a bad trip anywhere with your attitudes, secondly, I've never gone on a road trip without a little preparation, which it sounds like you did none of. All the places that you mention have great things to offer but you need to know how to find out about them. Start by learning how to read a map,understand that you will never get you're passport stamped going to canada by car.

[Christianitylol]

If the US offered me citizenship right now, I would burn that pathetic excuse for a canadian passport and be on the next plane, camel, moose or donkey to America.

[Rickdamm]

Stay Home ,, we dont want you here anyway . Grow up ,,, then plan your little trip , to someplace that wants you ,, maybe you could go to the Detroit Zoo ,,, and camp inside the Grizzly caves...Im sure they will spit you out, as being way to stupid even to eat ....

[girlafraid88]

Don't travel in Canada at all, go to the US ! This place is garbage !

[AllCanadianGirl]

I cannot believe I wasted my time on your channel! Damn Canadian!!!!

[kewlmynd99]

Live and learn... Windsor and Pelee are small not a destination in Canada. They are a place to leave! Come to Vancouver I guarentee you'll be impressed. Cheers!

[MrYpres]

toronto is fun,, and anywhere north of barrie is a good place to go,, 1000s of lakes with cliffs to dive from, this pelee island sounds like crap,, i dont know anyone who wanta to spend a vacation io southern ontario